I first read this as half dead, it still made sense though

take it as a compliment

#68 Really? You actually think OP should be flattered? You're one of those "wincest" commenters aren't you :/

Did anyone think of The movie "The Visit"?? Creepy as hell

#63 I made the same mistake when I read it. It wasn't until your comment I realized it was "deaf" ?

Wincest!!

wow who could've thought

she clearly states her name is Tara in the post.

I think he's trying to say that he guessed the name was Tara before he read the fml, when he saw her username..

Why does this comment have negative votes

i agree, else he will try and force OP into submission with the pickup lines he's perfected over the years

Ok, grandpa is creepy... But, that doesn't mean he's going to try and get freaky with her the first chance he gets.

I don't *know what to say either.

Damnit brain, I completely skipped over the fact that there wasn't a "know" in that sentence and read it like there was.

At that age they have to use any mind trigger they can just to try and get off. In all probability she doesn't have anything to worry about, he doesn't know that she heard him. It's his own little secret.

If he's that old you're probably the only female he can remember well enough to visualize, despite being gross maybe give the old fart a pass...

That's her grandfather. Getting off thinking of her. That goes beyond "his own little secret."

Wow I'm an idiot

Exactly. I've been in love with Julianne Moore for decades. Then, my sister had to go and marry a guy with the last name Moore. (My sister is named Julianne, if I didn't make that clear)

no Tara is not a common name at all..

Becky look at that butt!

Her*

and blind