FML : Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains...

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Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By T-Bear - / Wednesday 7 October 2015 15:02 / United States - College Station

Intimacy

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By cOOkiEzRgOOd | 22

#6429545 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:21

Some things just cannot be unheard OP. Maybe it's time to distance yourself.

By Redoxx_fml | 22

#6429560 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:25

Bet you wish you were deaf

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By cOOkiEzRgOOd | 22

#6429545 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:21

Some things just cannot be unheard OP. Maybe it's time to distance yourself.

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6429867 - Thursday 8 October 2015 15:41

I first read this as half dead, it still made sense though

fuckedPriceless | 17

#6429882 - Thursday 8 October 2015 15:53

take it as a compliment

ShowMeKay | 20

#6430397 - Friday 9 October 2015 3:35

#68 Really? You actually think OP should be flattered? You're one of those "wincest" commenters aren't you :/

CelesteGomes | 24

#6430416 - Friday 9 October 2015 4:15

Did anyone think of The movie "The Visit"?? Creepy as hell

bibble27 | 9

#6431334 - Saturday 10 October 2015 6:38

#63 I made the same mistake when I read it. It wasn't until your comment I realized it was "deaf" ?

falloutboytrash | 10

#6462439 - Monday 16 November 2015 5:45

Wincest!!

By Sam_Dchi | 23

#6429549 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

yoitsbeau | 10

#6429607 - Thursday 8 October 2015 7:03

wow who could've thought

nominaski | 25

#6429623 - Thursday 8 October 2015 7:26

she clearly states her name is Tara in the post.

edenxero | 7

#6429757 - Thursday 8 October 2015 12:08

I think he's trying to say that he guessed the name was Tara before he read the fml, when he saw her username..

TheLynx_fml | 20

#6429929 - Thursday 8 October 2015 17:35

Why does this comment have negative votes

By UmmOkThen | 31

#6429550 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:23

I suggest you don't stay in the room alone with him.

RainTears | 15

#6429563 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:27

i agree, else he will try and force OP into submission with the pickup lines he's perfected over the years

Otherhats | 20

#6430214 - Thursday 8 October 2015 22:45

Ok, grandpa is creepy... But, that doesn't mean he's going to try and get freaky with her the first chance he gets.

By venomousflower | 24

#6429551 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:23

I don't what to say

Iwannarock1 | 19

#6429591 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:40

I don't *know what to say either.

Mauskau | 35

#6429718 - Thursday 8 October 2015 9:43

Damnit brain, I completely skipped over the fact that there wasn't a "know" in that sentence and read it like there was.

xx000o | 27

#6429788 - Thursday 8 October 2015 12:46

At that age they have to use any mind trigger they can just to try and get off.
In all probability she doesn't have anything to worry about, he doesn't know that she heard him. It's his own little secret.

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6429869 - Thursday 8 October 2015 15:43

If he's that old you're probably the only female he can remember well enough to visualize, despite being gross maybe give the old fart a pass...

spudking | 19

#6429948 - Thursday 8 October 2015 18:15

That's her grandfather. Getting off thinking of her. That goes beyond "his own little secret."

venomousflower | 24

#6430289 - Friday 9 October 2015 1:16

Wow I'm an idiot

By WCARlover | 34

#6429552 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:23

that's so messed up....maybe he's not all there mentally and thinks that's okay? :/ eek...

By aryoni | 7

#6429553 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:24

I'm sorry OP, that's tough.

By LaLince | 40

#6429555 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:24

Run. Run fast.

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#6429558 - Thursday 8 October 2015 6:25

Tara is a fairly common name, I know a few. It could be a different Tara..............hopefully.

Colon_Man | 17

#6429883 - Thursday 8 October 2015 15:54

Exactly. I've been in love with Julianne Moore for decades. Then, my sister had to go and marry a guy with the last name Moore.

(My sister is named Julianne, if I didn't make that clear)