By T-Bear - United States - College Station
  Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML
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By  Sam_Dchi  |  23

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  EdenZombies  |  9

I think he's trying to say that he guessed the name was Tara before he read the fml, when he saw her username..

  xx000o  |  27

At that age they have to use any mind trigger they can just to try and get off.
In all probability she doesn't have anything to worry about, he doesn't know that she heard him. It's his own little secret.

  Colon_Man  |  17

Exactly. I've been in love with Julianne Moore for decades. Then, my sister had to go and marry a guy with the last name Moore.

(My sister is named Julianne, if I didn't make that clear)