You've got a friend

By no one - 21/05/2011 09:07 - United States

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Today, I woke up to a mosquito feeding on my morning wood; probably the only thing that will ever suck my penis. FML
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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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Comments

raider27 7

So Uh.... did u let it continue?

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Ryley1 0

An erection is the penis becoming engorged with blood. so If the mosquito was sucking his blood out how did he keep the erection?

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a_nutritionist 10

@91 because mosquitos arent the size of a dog...

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counterfit 10

If you see a female mosquito big enough to suck all the blood out of even the tiniest little tadger when hard, you've probably travelled back into the Jurassic period.

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kruzito 0

how much did it charge?

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Lehk 9

would have to be a huge mosquito or a very tiny penis for the amount of blood a mosquito takes to have any effect at all

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seanders 10

Well that'll be fun to scratch later on...

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MagicGiraffe 12

Consider yourself lucky, coulda been a tick

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hatemylife45 9

You are retarded!

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chopsuey310 0

haha i get it!!!

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goldered 2

Stop bragging on fml. It's inconsiderate of other people who get no action.

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Bizenghastly 0

this fml was only kinda funny, your comment however was brilliant ^_^ thankiiis

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CityCunt 0

#3 that was epic. lmao

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cwmbear 0

I know what you mean...

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doubleodoggy 0

you're just jealous that he'll get extra masturbation time when he's scratching the mosquito bite on his d*ck.

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mygreenhoodie 0

dear penthouse...

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cocobulla1 4

lmao!! and 169, I have ur pic!!! lmao

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michelleissexy 0

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jordanalexis97 0

Atleast you can say that you were sucked this morning.

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i_like_girls 0

yeah he could,but then look like a jackass when asked who sucked him...

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seenyou 3

damn that's gonna itch all day . well it will make your dick look larger , if you know what I mean :)

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Autoshot 9

It's more likely that people will think he has crabs if they see him scratching at his crotch through his pants all day.

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hedgerow 0

not missing out on much? obviously this guy doesn't know what he's talking about.... hmmmm

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DjeePee 24

I didn't know mosquito's were able to do that...Well, you could better start to wear pants now.

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lolrofl69 0

flying spageti monster XD

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blondebrunette11 4

come to think about it...ur profile pic looks like a mosquito....Whats going on?

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fluorescentadole_fml 8

178 hahaha very good, your faith is strong, sighting him and all.

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Bizenghastly 0

excuse I'm meant that to be sarcastic . I'm sorry if that wasn't clear.

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Bizenghastly 0

lols oopsiiis I erred ^_^ (HOORAY for sarcasm & the occasional confusion it brings) forgive?

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btnhdude 0

yo momma's so easy, a caveman could do her.

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xxsarahfxx 6

Well at least It's better than nothing!

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seenyou 3

imagine if it flew away and he went full force on it :)

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jaidonsafira 0

there's a skeeter my his peter flick it off.

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