By notsoclean - United States
  Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
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  PurplePeeps  |  0

Yea. The definition of a pedophile has changed. It now refers to an elderly gentleman who leisurely relates his hook-ups with dear old grandma to his distraught young grandson.

Doesn't anybody watch the fuckin' news?

  macskapingvin  |  0

If he was a paedo, why would he be enthuastically describing the fantastic sex with his wife, rather than the great time he had with the boys at choir practise?


  Ella_fml  |  17

Traumatizing for the grandpa:

Today, I'm blind, and had to not only putting up with my grandson's moans, but actually had to inform him of the disgusting smell of sex and sweat. It is hard to breathe in this house.. FML.

By  Feverrotes  |  15

I'd be more concerned about the equipment he's using.
You never know where they were last night or if they were even cleaned.

They might have been in your grandma's "second" mouth, if you know what I mean.