Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML
Today, my grandpa forgot that my aunt set up a baby monitor in his bedroom in case of a fall. I’m sitting in the living room with his wife - who is deaf - and I hear him moaning over the baby monitor. My grandfather was jerking off and forgot that someone could hear him. I wish I could forget too. FML
Today, my grandma drove me home from school early because I was sick. I went upstairs and heard my parents having sex. Embarrassed, I ran downstairs and was about to leave the house when I saw a car pull into the driveway. It was my dad. FML
Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML
Today, I visited my Grandma's house, and my uncle happened to be there. As expected, and all the time, he greeted with his signature shit-eating, "I see what you did there" face. He's been doing that to me ever since he saw me masturbating when I was a little kid. I'm 47, married, and have 2 kids now. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, I visited my sick grandpa for a few hours in the hospital. His roommate, also an elderly man, wouldn't stop masturbating. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Some things just cannot be unheard OP. Maybe it's time to distance yourself.
Redoxx_fml 22
Bet you wish you were deaf
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Comments (110)
kaymac629 3
You're all hypocrites by names calling and bullying. You can't tell someone how rude they are, by being rude. You all sound like children.
worldclassrager 41
Everyone has a sexual fantasy...his is just disturbing
flyingflies 36
I wonder what the people who pressed YDI had in mind.
gracehi 33
It's totally her fault for having a grandfather.
psyjoniz 12
how dare she be a girl.
xXx_tacocat_xXx 5
I know right? So rude!
jnugzzz 6
The buttons are pretty close together on mobile. I accidentally hit YDI at first. Evened it out with a FYL but you can't remove it unfortunately.
WOTAN1488 24
Unbearably atrocious
live2loveurself 11
Abort mission! Abort!
sstahpp 33
About 80 years too late to abort this one..
arielmr116 18
Ew. I'm so sorry OP. FYL indeed
edmunson 22
Probably old, deaf, forgetful, but harmless. Just keep a safe distance and it will be ok.
MagnusDeus 24
Plot twist! OP was named after her grandmother.
coute21 6
I think the OP would know the name of her own grandmother... <_<
mazor 22
If you'd have lived in Westeros, he would grandma and take you as his trophy wife.
GripItRight 10
Dreams really do come true. Make an old man happy.
Tiri_fml 13
Sorry, replied to this comment by accident.