Health: Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

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By sickofsick - 30/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML

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By not_fakingit - 22/09/2013 04:26 - Canada - Montr?al

Today, I joked with my boss about calling in sick to work tomorrow with food poisoning to avoid taking the Sunday shift. Tonight, I'm sitting on the toilet bowl in agonizing pain with combination diarrhea and vomiting. My shift starts in 3 hours. FML

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By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

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By SickSmick - 09/02/2010 12:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I have the flu, food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

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Marcella1016 31

Monday 23 February 2015 22:36

Sit on the toilet with a bucket or trash can in front of you...?

dthindd 17

Monday 23 February 2015 22:36

Just use a bucket in front of you so you don't have to clean up any puke!! Best way to go. (Line the bucket or bowl or whatever with a garbage bag so u can easily throw it out)☺️☺️ hope you feel better soon!!

Comments

He11Rais3r 2

Tuesday 24 February 2015 0:46

Next time sit on the toilet and either bring a bucket or lean over and puke in the bathtub or sink dummy

anonpbc 20

Tuesday 24 February 2015 0:51

get a cheap small wastebasket, line it with several plastic bags like from the grocery store. vomit in the top bag, take it out and tie it up & go for the next one. that way you don't smell thay earlier puke. sit your butt on the toilet for the other issues.

Gillett 23

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:12

Really dude. that's messed up. Better get a trash can or something.

CaptainPicard 3

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:17

Now this is what you would call "double duty." Haiyo!

singafairytale 11

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:17

Why wouldn't you use a bowl or bucket or trash can to vomit in, and sit on the toilet. I feel like this is a YDI for not using your head.

bandit223 6

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:21

You know, they do make garbage cans...

HeWillBeLoved105 22

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:21

Are you really that idiotic? No offense.. But everyone knows to sit with a bucket.

shitstorm28 11

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:30

You deserved it because there's a strategy for this. sit on toilet, hold trash can. but still, it sucks and I feel bad for you anyway.

RespectMyShine 2

Tuesday 24 February 2015 1:31

Although that's real crappy (see what I did there?), OP deserved it for not figuring out the toilet/bucket combo after 5 hours of cleanup. I'd rather puke in a bowl than clean it up off the floor for that long.