Wow, that sucks. I hope you get better soon, OP!

Yeah, I'd be so pissed if that was me.

OP needs a diaper.

A diaper might not be a bad idea.

It's 100x better then towels and garbage bags. This is what they're made for.

Wait, you're not supposed to pee when you cough?

I'm a nurse and the pressure from an intense cough could make someone pee-

Not unless you have a daily kegel exercise routine

They have a urinary tract infection. That's why they are peeing.....

Is it even possible to piss that much..?

UTIs don't make you pee large amounts. Just more often and very painfully.

Why not just lay/stand in your bath or shower.

It's probably uncomfortable

It's cold ... And it would be hours long

3, OP is so sick that he/she is on bed rest. He/she wouldn't last too long in a shower. His/her energy is so low, their body feels like it got the crap kicked out of it.

I dont know what these other replies are thinking, thats a great idea, Jay!

Get well soon OP!

Wow. You must be in a pissy mood.

Urine a lot of trouble as I can see

Walking pneumonia?

Yup! There IS such a thing.

Well paint me blue and call me Sally...

Just be happy you've never had it, to know its real. Although I'd much rather paint you green and call you bob. That work for you?

Awww don't be blue Sally.

It's actually Rocking Pneumonia. It's a symptom of the Boogie Woogie Flu.

10 - Okay, Sally.

7 - Since no one actually told you what it is, it's a less severe form of pneumonia that let's you still do your normal activity.

Well eff me in the butt and call me Sally :D

I had it last year. It's pneumonia but you don't have to be hospitalized. But it still sucks, I was out of school for a month

I hope you feel better soon

How about Depend's?

I feel your pain OP, my waters broke early due to a UTI. Add chronic hayfever to the mix. I peed myself and amniotic fluid would also go everywhere every time I sneezed.

Oh this sounds delightful. I can't wait to pop out some kids now!

Well, mine was 3 months early. I'm sure it doesn't always happen like that.

There must be an upside to this... You don't have to get up to reach the bathroom! You're like an adult baby.