FML : Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage...

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By jdch_99 / Saturday 3 November 2012 05:34 / Canada - Kitchener

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By LovesSushi | 25

#5110050 - Saturday 3 November 2012 10:49

Wait, you're not supposed to pee when you cough?

By kut17 | 11

#5110064 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:01

Wow. You must be in a pissy mood.

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By Musicholic_asey | 1

#5110038 - Saturday 3 November 2012 10:40

Wow, that sucks. I hope you get better soon, OP!

daisy2101 | 7

#5110072 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:05

Yeah, I'd be so pissed if that was me.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5110567 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:51

OP needs a diaper.

TotallyAradical | 14

#5110896 - Saturday 3 November 2012 15:36

A diaper might not be a bad idea.

onlychildFTW | 33

#5111557 - Saturday 3 November 2012 19:57

It's 100x better then towels and garbage bags. This is what they're made for.

By LovesSushi | 25

#5110050 - Saturday 3 November 2012 10:49

Wait, you're not supposed to pee when you cough?

nikkinurse | 10

#5110057 - Saturday 3 November 2012 10:52

I'm a nurse and the pressure from an intense cough could make someone pee-

daisy2101 | 7

#5110083 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:09

Not unless you have a daily kegel exercise routine

ryrock310 | 10

#5111010 - Saturday 3 November 2012 16:13

They have a urinary tract infection. That's why they are peeing.....

Goldenchest | 14

#5111991 - Saturday 3 November 2012 23:00

Is it even possible to piss that much..?

TotallyAradical | 14

#5112062 - Saturday 3 November 2012 23:41

UTIs don't make you pee large amounts. Just more often and very painfully.

By JayJay925 | 6

#5110052 - Saturday 3 November 2012 10:50

Why not just lay/stand in your bath or shower.

01sparkly | 15

#5110086 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:13

It's probably uncomfortable

KM96 | 24

#5111774 - Saturday 3 November 2012 21:18

It's cold ... And it would be hours long

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5113679 - Sunday 4 November 2012 10:17

3, OP is so sick that he/she is on bed rest. He/she wouldn't last too long in a shower. His/her energy is so low, their body feels like it got the crap kicked out of it.

Evanito007 | 13

#5372065 - Sunday 17 February 2013 23:11

I dont know what these other replies are thinking, thats a great idea, Jay!

By Demonfish | 14

#5110062 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:00

Get well soon OP!

By kut17 | 11

#5110064 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:01

Wow. You must be in a pissy mood.

FaguIous | 22

#6261133 - Monday 13 April 2015 8:13

Urine a lot of trouble as I can see

By hatesfate | 6

#5110066 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:03

Walking pneumonia?

at0micmin3r | 20

#5110069 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:05

Yup! There IS such a thing.

hatesfate | 6

#5110080 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:08

Well paint me blue and call me Sally...

cooterpie | 11

#5110565 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:51

Just be happy you've never had it, to know its real.

Although I'd much rather paint you green and call you bob. That work for you?

krewer21 | 1

#5110822 - Saturday 3 November 2012 15:05

Awww don't be blue Sally.

perdix | 29

#5111069 - Saturday 3 November 2012 16:41

It's actually Rocking Pneumonia. It's a symptom of the Boogie Woogie Flu.

MindFreakazoid | 10

#5111470 - Saturday 3 November 2012 19:28

10 - Okay, Sally.

CharresBarkrey | 15

#5111752 - Saturday 3 November 2012 21:06

7 - Since no one actually told you what it is, it's a less severe form of pneumonia that let's you still do your normal activity.

LolPieRofl | 11

#5111811 - Saturday 3 November 2012 21:32

Well eff me in the butt and call me Sally :D

DictatorDom | 5

#5112187 - Sunday 4 November 2012 0:48

I had it last year. It's pneumonia but you don't have to be hospitalized. But it still sucks, I was out of school for a month

By sweetmama88 | 6

#5110514 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:19

I hope you feel better soon

By _streets_ | 19

#5110515 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:19

How about Depend's?

By GothicAngel17 | 24

#5110533 - Saturday 3 November 2012 11:25

I feel your pain OP, my waters broke early due to a UTI. Add chronic hayfever to the mix. I peed myself and amniotic fluid would also go everywhere every time I sneezed.