By sickofsick - 30/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 593
You deserved it 3 964

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Whatever you do, do NOT make a sarcastic comment about getting a urinary tract infection and/or tapeworms!

A fort in the bathroom with a can of frebreze.

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well done dude I'm impressed with ur skill

Whatever you do, do NOT make a sarcastic comment about getting a urinary tract infection and/or tapeworms!

so that's why uti means!!!

Time for a comfortable jog. You probably need it.

Careful what you wish for eh?

U SHOULD LIVE ON UR CRAPPER

I'm sorry that sucks

A fort in the bathroom with a can of frebreze.

I would choose throwing up. Less shitty. Pun intended.

that's so unfair for you! it should be one or the other! the god of infirmity can be so unfair at times

one of those nights your better off sleeping on the toilet with a bucket in front of you - FYL

ouch.... you need to get medical treatment. or get medicine that can put you out for a few hours.

#8 and wake up covered in puke and liquid shit? I think not