FML : Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and...

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Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By sickofsick / Wednesday 30 December 2010 03:11 / United States

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By Ninjaface | 0

#744736 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:10

Whatever you do, do NOT make a sarcastic comment about getting a urinary tract infection and/or tapeworms!

By shelboo_fml | 0

#744742 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:10

A fort in the bathroom with a can of frebreze.

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By blakehilli8 | 0

#744730 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:07

first

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HamsteronA | 0

#810195 - Saturday 30 January 2010 20:35

well done dude I'm impressed with ur skill

By Ninjaface | 0

#744736 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:10

Whatever you do, do NOT make a sarcastic comment about getting a urinary tract infection and/or tapeworms!

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pingpongpickle | 8

#1024163 - Tuesday 8 June 2010 19:52

so that's why uti means!!!

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TehGirreth | 0

#2217647 - Monday 21 March 2011 18:30

Time for a comfortable jog. You probably need it.

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obnum | 19

#4235588 - Friday 30 March 2012 3:24

Careful what you wish for eh?

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qwillis98 | 20

#4685449 - Saturday 14 July 2012 7:19

U SHOULD LIVE ON UR CRAPPER

By meanttahhbe | 0

#744740 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:10

I'm sorry that sucks

By shelboo_fml | 0

#744742 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:10

A fort in the bathroom with a can of frebreze.

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somuchjustice | 0

#748495 - Friday 1 January 2010 10:10

what he said

By dudeitsdanny | 9

#744744 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:10

I would choose throwing up.
Less shitty. Pun intended.

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azn22 | 1

#746708 - Thursday 31 December 2010 9:32

nice

By rosemary_fml | 5

#744745 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:11

that's so unfair for you! it should be one or the other! the god of infirmity can be so unfair at times

By SweetestSin | 0

#744751 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:12

one of those nights your better off sleeping on the toilet with a bucket in front of you - FYL

By ipwnallmen | 10

#744754 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:13

ouch.... you need to get medical treatment. or get medicine that can put you out for a few hours.

By goddamnbrittany | 0

#744769 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:21

FAIL XD

By iaaan | 0

#744775 - Wednesday 30 December 2010 9:25

#8
and wake up covered in puke and liquid shit? I think not

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