By sickofsick - 30/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, I woke up with the flu that causes me to throw up violently until I dry heave and can't breathe. I told my mom I would rather have the runs, and not even a minute later, I got them. So now if I move too fast, I throw up, and if I don't move fast enough, I shit myself. FML
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Ninjaface 0
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Whatever you do, do NOT make a sarcastic comment about getting a urinary tract infection and/or tapeworms!

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shelboo_fml 0
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A fort in the bathroom with a can of frebreze.

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HamsteronA 0
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well done dude I'm impressed with ur skill

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Ninjaface 0
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Whatever you do, do NOT make a sarcastic comment about getting a urinary tract infection and/or tapeworms!

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pingpongpickle 8
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so that's why uti means!!!

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TehGirreth 0
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Time for a comfortable jog. You probably need it.

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obnum 19
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Careful what you wish for eh?

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qwillis98 20
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U SHOULD LIVE ON UR CRAPPER

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meanttahhbe 0
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I'm sorry that sucks

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shelboo_fml 0
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A fort in the bathroom with a can of frebreze.

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dudeitsdanny 9
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I would choose throwing up. Less shitty. Pun intended.

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rosemary_fml 5
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that's so unfair for you! it should be one or the other! the god of infirmity can be so unfair at times

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SweetestSin 4
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one of those nights your better off sleeping on the toilet with a bucket in front of you - FYL

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ipwnallmen 10
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ouch.... you need to get medical treatment. or get medicine that can put you out for a few hours.

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iaaan 0
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#8 and wake up covered in puke and liquid shit? I think not

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