Thank you for your service

By Auburn_flame - 27/03/2019 00:00

Today, I've been horribly sick with a stomach virus. Six hours ago, I asked my husband to go to the store and get me a few things that would help ease my misery. He's still in bed and I'm cleaning the house in between bouts of vomiting. FML
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Aphrodite 20

Time to go fill up a bucket of water....

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Rae Miller 10

Looks like you need an upgrade. Unless you shared your stomach bug then see if the store delivers. We all know men get sick way worse than woman. Pansies.

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Aphrodite 20

Time to go fill up a bucket of water....

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James Acosta 8

If you can clean the house, why can't you go to the store?

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marc hillyer 2

so u r still single right

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RichardPencil 30

At least he’s not knocking over bookshelves and tearing ceiling fans out of walls anymore. (Wouldn’t those be wall fans? But, I digress.) Looks like progress to me!

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raven_of_azarath 34

Replying to him with this every post isn’t making you look good either. Plus he’s just used a lot of sarcasm, something you don’t seem to understand.

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zuckerburg 21

sarcasm on the internet is like winking over the phone

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timinator5000 28

not sure why you are cleaning when sick. if I saw someone doing regular stuff but claiming to be sick I would think they aren't as sick as they say. my gf has said she's got a sore throat and yet she Still talks on the phone most of the day. if my throat hurt I'd do my best to say Nothing all day till it got better.

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EmDizzle2007 28

you're using man logic. doesn't hit the female brain the same way.

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maikeru1979 23

as a Man myself..i say kick him in the nutz, he will be in so much pain that he will then go to the store for something for that, and while he is there he can pick up what you asked him to go get earlier.

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EmDizzle2007 28

why the **** would someone who had just been assaulted do anything for the person who assaulted them??

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

You married him, should have been more thoughtful when you said Yes.

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zuckerburg 21

YDI for being a typical woman and doing stuff while you're supposed to be resting, and then bitching about it. Choose. You have a choice. Or is this 19fucking45 where this behavior is still expected? The only difference between then and now being, you have some forum to bitch and moan about it to try and illicit sympathy? ******* grow up, you make us women look pathetic for not having a backbone

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Roznoel Roz 5

I hope he helped eventually, get well soon!

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