Kids: Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly...

By lifesucks4me - 23/02/2009 12:51 - United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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By nosexforthee - 23/01/2015 19:25 - United States - Katy

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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By WickedRene - 02/08/2014 01:57 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

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By bigbro - 06/09/2016 08:05 - Australia - Southbank

Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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By BlazefireSaber - 07/07/2015 03:59 - United States - Norfolk

Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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Monday 23 February 2009 16:22

are you a guy or a girl? it would be funnier if you were a guy.

Capybara 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:51

Like father like son, sadly. If this is true, your family has some serious issues.

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Tuesday 5 May 2009 7:56

lol, that's harsh.

Shshshar_ssscene 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 7:51

thats is harsh but my parent say it to my face for no reason

BabaBlackShirt 0

Monday 8 June 2009 5:07

Well, ask your dad about it at dinner yet?

sinergy 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 1:11

LOL aw.

der_Jabberwhock 0

Friday 26 June 2009 9:52

Ouch. The truth can hurt sometimes. I just hope it ain't the truth for your sake.

MikuHatsune_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 15:10

LOL that sucks at least now you know.

SpasticTurnip 4

Thursday 16 July 2009 14:19

WOW. You must really be a bitch then :')

Illumi113 0

Friday 14 August 2009 23:40

That's terrible. It sounds like it's time to have a talk with your father.

somename1223132 5

Monday 2 November 2009 23:55

Epic failz

afarr 0

Monday 25 January 2010 2:30

bye bye, bitch, see you in hell juvie!

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