By Embarrassed - United States - Gloucester Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML I agree, your life sucks 58680 You deserved it 4324 80 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By waltzy777 - United States Today, we were having a family get together at my house. Because of this, i had to mow our lawn to make sure it looked nice. I got a little bored and decided it would be funny to cut a rather large penis into my yard. right when i finished, i ran out of gas. My 83 year old grandmother saw. FML I agree, your life sucks 13584 You deserved it 82895 148 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fackwork - United States - Council Bluffs Today, after declining an amazing job offer that pays more than double what I make now in order to accept a promotion my boss offered me if I stayed, I asked when I would receive the promotion and pay raise. She snorted and said, "You thought I was serious about that?" FML I agree, your life sucks 33049 You deserved it 9999 164 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By padthaimeanoose - Canada - Surrey Today, I went on my first date in 6 months, to a Thai restaurant. We both got food poisoning and spent the entire evening alternately running to the bathroom while pretending that we were fine. FML I agree, your life sucks 30771 You deserved it 2435 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By HipstrCharizard - 7/11/2020 23:02 - United States - Nobleboro Double trouble Today, I found out I might have Covid due to my manager's roommate getting it by being irresponsible. Two days ago, I found out I may have hep A from getting takeout at a restaurant. FML I agree, your life sucks 951 You deserved it 94 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Newark Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML I agree, your life sucks 21202 You deserved it 2199 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Eddy - United States - Mountain Pine Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML I agree, your life sucks 34286 You deserved it 3798 132 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - New Zealand - Auckland Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML I agree, your life sucks 20981 You deserved it 1500 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By guess28 - Puerto Rico Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 50608 You deserved it 20751 266 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By genderbender - Reserved Today, I went to the new gym I recently signed up for and started exercising in the men-filled weights room, despite being intimidated by them and the strange looks they were giving me. Workout over, I left the room and saw in front of me a door marked "Women's weights room". Oh. FML I agree, your life sucks 13897 You deserved it 26948 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By BX - Netherlands Today, I found out the hard way that if you spontaneously begin to lose weight, you may have cancer, not an increased metabolism. FML I agree, your life sucks 37931 You deserved it 1788 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML I agree, your life sucks 3115 You deserved it 271 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ugly - United States Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML I agree, your life sucks 31095 You deserved it 2570 112 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hayah - France Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML I agree, your life sucks 9331 You deserved it 23259 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Jumja - Netherlands Today, I found out my boyfriends' mother has invented a new kind of cake and named it after me: not because it's delicious, but because of the amount of fat in it. FML I agree, your life sucks 35113 You deserved it 5691 82 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ... cheers - United Kingdom - Bishopton Today, my boyfriend dumped me. His reason was that my laugh is really annoying and makes him want to "stick a baby in a blender". FML I agree, your life sucks 50987 You deserved it 9684 154 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hdkgdkvdjd - United States Today, I bought cupcakes from a bakery by my work. I took them home, at which point my mother screamed at me because she's on a diet. Hours later I found the whole box empty. Great self-control, mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 28444 You deserved it 4671 160 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By toelie Oh the times, they are a-changin' Today, as two of my students walked into my classroom, I said, "Hi, ladies". One of them screamed at me: "Did you just assume my gender?!" FML I agree, your life sucks 4976 You deserved it 573 61 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Ossining Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML I agree, your life sucks 26166 You deserved it 2666 86 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oops123 - United States Today, I finally hooked up with a guy I've been hanging out with for 2 months. Afterwards, while we're getting dressed he says "You better be clean. If you're not tell me now so I dont pass it on to my girlfriend." Stunned, all I could say was, "Girlfriend?!" His reply, "Well technically my fiancée." FML I agree, your life sucks 78052 You deserved it 14143 177 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By augh Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML I agree, your life sucks 37858 You deserved it 5686 67 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stoggie96 - United States - Wooster Today, I realized that both my husband and son refer to me as "the bitch." FML I agree, your life sucks 21504 You deserved it 29019 328 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Neverthebride - United States Today, I asked my best friend why she didn't ask our other best friend Anna to be a bridesmaid in her wedding. She said, "She's too pretty. I need ugly bridesmaids to make me look better." I am the maid of honor. FML I agree, your life sucks 62500 You deserved it 3801 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lukas - Canada - Lyndhurst Today, my new neighbor asked if I could keep my dog from yapping during the evenings, because it kept him awake last night. I don't have a dog, but I apologized anyway. I didn't have the heart to admit that those are the sounds my girlfriend makes during sex. FML I agree, your life sucks 55749 You deserved it 8426 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Singapore Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 10817 You deserved it 30149 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - South Africa - Cape Town Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML I agree, your life sucks 24694 You deserved it 2717 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oldlady - United States Today, after a trip to my doctor I found out that my recent mood swings and hot flashes are the result of a hormonal imbalance that mimics the effects of menopause. I'm a 17 year old guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 41041 You deserved it 2446 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pkz - France Today, I found out that my husband of five years was living a double life. He and his mistress have two children together and a third one on the way. He told me the only reason he stayed with me was for my money. I make about 8 dollars an hour and work two jobs to make ends meet. FML I agree, your life sucks 50920 You deserved it 2880 165 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hitchcock2013 - United States - Taylor Today, I did my small part to help the environment by hanging my clothes outside to dry rather than using the dryer. The birds showed their appreciation by crapping on the majority of my clothes. FML I agree, your life sucks 45643 You deserved it 13279 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML I agree, your life sucks 36831 You deserved it 3020 127 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Clueless - United States Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML I agree, your life sucks 14388 You deserved it 60148 168 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By cocokiss410 - United States Today, while I was at work, a co-worker watched while some kid stole the radio out of my car. FML I agree, your life sucks 31577 You deserved it 2699 89 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By shelookslikemiley - Australia Today, I can't go on watching season 8 of The Big Bang Theory, not because of the steady decline of the show's quality, but because I can't stand Penny's new haircut. FML I agree, your life sucks 33019 You deserved it 19721 29 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By yolo is for shitheads - United States Today, I had to call in sick to work because I was experiencing bowel distress. I called my manager's phone directly so no one else would know of my embarrassment. She put me on speakerphone, and I only realized when the juvenile laughter started. FML I agree, your life sucks 23356 You deserved it 2142 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Strange Diet Today, I woke this morning to my girlfriend asking me how many calories are in her deodorant. FML I agree, your life sucks 1338 You deserved it 176 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML I agree, your life sucks 45213 You deserved it 7409 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GshDrnt - United States Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML I agree, your life sucks 34076 You deserved it 6572 142 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By LovelessNewlywed Today, for the first time since my partner moved in with me, I did one of my favourite things: I bought some nice cheese and a bottle of wine and went on to People of Walmart, just as I do every month or so. He called me a disgusting human being and went for a walk two hours ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 9065 You deserved it 2023 62 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kha - United States Today, I decided to surprise-visit my grandparents. After knocking on the door and not getting a response, I opened it and walked in. Upon entering their house and yelling, "Hello", as I turned the corner I saw my near-deaf grandmother folding clothes while watching TV. She was topless. FML I agree, your life sucks 58216 You deserved it 15076 72 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By boohoo - Netherlands - Amstelveen Today, I was on a date with a very intelligent and handsome guy. I was so nervous that when he was telling me about his twin sister, I asked him if they were identical twins. FML I agree, your life sucks 17519 You deserved it 20947 201 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mikuxxhatsune - Australia - Greystanes Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML I agree, your life sucks 3456 You deserved it 255 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chanelvander | 7 #5638556 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:07 Oh my. She should make for a very nice in-law if you two get married! Send a private message 315 7 Reply
By Queensland | 27 #5638559 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:08 Maybe she thought he was pointing at the dog? :P Nah seriously though wow, this shows immaturity exists no matter what age. Send a private message 186 15 Reply
By chanelvander | 7 #5638556 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:07 Oh my. She should make for a very nice in-law if you two get married! Send a private message 315 7 Reply
Reply Damian95 | 16 #5638819 - Thursday 22 August 2013 17:03 He shouldve pointed back at her and acted out " bitch slap" Send a private message 26 1 Reply
Reply Shy_Anne | 10 #5639954 - Friday 23 August 2013 10:19 Sounds like a nice lady Send a private message 2 3 Reply
By Queensland | 27 #5638559 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:08 Maybe she thought he was pointing at the dog? :P Nah seriously though wow, this shows immaturity exists no matter what age. Send a private message 186 15 Reply
Reply baconator666 | 11 #5638593 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:32 Ikr the mother is a bitch IMO Send a private message 5 46 Reply
Reply ropeandneck | 7 #5638725 - Thursday 22 August 2013 16:06 quwack Send a private message 15 2 Reply
By maryaalhindi | 9 #5638562 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:08 Oh my that's quite awkward Send a private message 67 2 Reply
By britneyymorgan | 4 #5638565 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:10 Yep, I know how you feel. Send a private message 13 28 Reply
Reply KrazieKleo | 13 #5639140 - Thursday 22 August 2013 21:08 Your boyfriend's mother also called you a bitch while playing charades?? Sucks for you. Send a private message 13 8 Reply
By KylieMangion | 22 #5638567 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:11 Well now, that's a nice way to find out what your mother in-law thinks of you. Send a private message 67 6 Reply
Reply Fmeonce_shameonu | 15 #5639356 - Friday 23 August 2013 2:24 I like your body more than your opinion. Stay frosty Send a private message 1 21 Reply
Reply wowthatissad | 9 #5639545 - Friday 23 August 2013 3:57 How about you keep your blood in your brain and not in your dick Send a private message 21 0 Reply
Reply reeneebabe | 10 #5642827 - Sunday 25 August 2013 9:15 lol(x #65 Send a private message 1 4 Reply
By Vitualamen | 11 #5638570 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:15 Don't take it to heart. If she's nasty enough to say it in a game she's not worth being concerned about. Send a private message 91 1 Reply
Reply krazayman | 18 #5639175 - Thursday 22 August 2013 21:44 Actually, If she's that mean in front of everyone she is likely to act that way again later. Maybe she'll get worse than before. Send a private message 8 0 Reply
By Siererrr | 13 #5638573 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:16 I think boyfriends' moms just love to hate their sons' girlfriends. I wouldn't take it too personal. Send a private message 45 3 Reply
Reply Mobyman30 | 9 #5638661 - Thursday 22 August 2013 15:02 Aaah.... The classic (I'm assuming here) "Mom doesn't like girlfriend because mom no longer feels important" disorder..... Sucks Send a private message 24 0 Reply
Reply amberlyyyy | 15 #5639762 - Friday 23 August 2013 7:20 It happens to all of us!! Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By kenoswild | 14 #5638575 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:17 Next time someone points to the mother, you can say bitch? If she goes in a hissy fit, you can sit back and chuckle. Send a private message 6 37 Reply
Reply AppleJuiceBox | 10 #5638698 - Thursday 22 August 2013 15:50 That would just lower her to his mother's standards. OP just needs to let it roll off her back. Send a private message 12 2 Reply
Reply michelleJ11 | 25 #5638751 - Thursday 22 August 2013 16:17 By saying that, OP would most likely prove his mothers point. Send a private message 8 1 Reply
Reply DKjazz | 20 #5638834 - Thursday 22 August 2013 17:19 Also, it would be a very unoriginal comeback. Send a private message 24 1 Reply
Reply Pussycat86 | 18 #5642665 - Sunday 25 August 2013 5:28 How about motherfucker as a come back? Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By joawmeens | 7 #5638578 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:19 To be fair, your boyfriend sounds like he is horrible at charades Send a private message 68 4 Reply
By kaiyybee | 10 #5638580 - Thursday 22 August 2013 12:21 Somebody doesn't like you... Send a private message 5 21 Reply
Reply AppleJuiceBox | 10 #5638699 - Thursday 22 August 2013 15:51 I thought "bitch" was a term of affection. Send a private message 16 4 Reply
Today, I woke up with a sore clitoris. I haven't had sex with my boyfriend for weeks, but I did masturbate yesterday. I guess I can't get horny without... I agree, your life sucks 22 You deserved it 3 0 Comments
Today, my dad asked my mom to flash him. He didn't forget I was in the room, he just couldn't be bothered to wait. My mom obliged. FML I agree, your life sucks 518 You deserved it 73 4 Comments
Nah seriously though wow, this shows immaturity exists no matter what age.