Kids: Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly...

By lifesucks4me - 23/02/2009 12:51 - United States

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says, "You're a bitch." He's 6. After I asked him where he heard that word, he responded with, "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

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By NaomiMadison - 30/07/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2016 23:04 - United States - Atlanta

Today, during a heated argument with my son, I lost my temper and called him a son of a bitch. He enthusiastically agreed. FML

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Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML

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By Ginger_Gawd - 21/01/2014 03:34 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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bobdole 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:22

are you a guy or a girl? it would be funnier if you were a guy.

Capybara 0

Monday 23 February 2009 16:51

Like father like son, sadly. If this is true, your family has some serious issues.

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mindcontrolify 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 19:30

I wouldn't be suprised if my father said that about me too. I hate him, he hates me. Isn't that great? ._.

rOBboCOp 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 6:03

thats sad but then again cute at the same time :P

thefmlinator 10

Friday 13 August 2010 18:16

if you're a girl HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. if you're a guy soz bro

erectoralcollage 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:01

your family must live in a trailer

erectoralcollage 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 9:01

your family must live in a trailer

Bloodywolf20 9

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:07

And i bet your a spoiled dick that thanks just cuz his mom has a nice car -That she got on her back- he's better then everyone Fyi Your shit smells just as bad as everyone elses

saturnsonic 3

Saturday 27 November 2010 20:21

i shouldnt laugh but thats funny...lol

EmilyFelton98 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:28

truuueeeee

sydmior 10

Saturday 16 July 2011 5:02

"After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me..." So he blocked his own shot? As a joke? Now why would he do that? Jokes these days... And yes, I know it's a dangling participle. I'm surprised it got passed as an FML with that mistake.