Birthday Boy
By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 02:00
By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 02:00
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I went out on a blind date....she had her wisdom teeth pulled the day before....she almost didn’t come because she thought she would look like a chipmunk...she did anyway because she thought I was just some rando...cut to the chase—been married 22 years. Don’t let a little surgery get in your way!
They're letting you ring in your birthday with nitrous oxide (laughing gas) because you're still too young for alcohol. And insurance doesn't cover Jell-O shots.
I got mine out around that time, my step mom baked cookies (she never bakes) while I was in surgery. By the time I was allowed to eat again there were none left. I'm convinced she did it just to spite me.
you better praaayyyyy they knock you out
Happy birthday! I got my wisdom teeth out 2 days before Christmas. I spent Christmas Day unable to eat any of the solid food the rest of my family (including extended family) was getting to eat.
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I went out on a blind date....she had her wisdom teeth pulled the day before....she almost didn’t come because she thought she would look like a chipmunk...she did anyway because she thought I was just some rando...cut to the chase—been married 22 years. Don’t let a little surgery get in your way!
They're letting you ring in your birthday with nitrous oxide (laughing gas) because you're still too young for alcohol. And insurance doesn't cover Jell-O shots.