Miscellaneous: Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more...

By Ugh - 14/06/2016 20:41 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML

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By tooembarassed - 03/02/2012 20:47 - United States

Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2015 00:43 - Australia - Fairfield

Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML

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By Bethany - 07/08/2013 14:26 - United States

Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML

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By FarisH - 31/05/2010 09:15 - Jordan

Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML

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By OUCH. - 17/11/2011 21:27 - United States

Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML

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Birthday Boy

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 02:00

Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML

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By bym - 13/10/2008 08:23

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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What a way to spend the day

By theark - 22/08/2022 10:00

Today, I was informed by my proctologist that my colonoscopy has been rescheduled for my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML

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By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35

Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML

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brownapple 22

Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:20

Are they that hot?

Sandsh8rk 36

Wednesday 15 June 2016 10:57

Reschedule your appointment for your birthday - win win situation!

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abNormal62 23

Wednesday 15 June 2016 13:28

Thanks for telling the tooth

kdmittens 9

Wednesday 15 June 2016 13:42

June 15? Heyyyy its my birthday too :D:D:D:D

Cebolamole 13

Wednesday 15 June 2016 15:03

Are you getting your braces off or something? Because that's completely understandable!

caliguy08 17

Wednesday 15 June 2016 15:28

Oral fixation perhaps

abNormal62 23

Wednesday 15 June 2016 16:19

Everyone should look forward to getting drilled on the birthday

chosha_fml 26

Wednesday 15 June 2016 16:59

Geez, what do you have planned for your birthday...getting an ingrown toenail fixed? A tattoo removed? :)

undebatable52419 5

Wednesday 15 June 2016 20:32

lol I haven't been excited about my birthday since I was 13, in my mid 20s now slowly gettign better

sophie0908 16

Wednesday 15 June 2016 21:32

I'm guessing you have braces and are close to getting them off?

KillerChipmunk 15

Wednesday 15 June 2016 22:23

If it's the appointment to get your braces off, it's totally better than birthdays. I got mine off in December and it was better than even Christmas.

smsblue 14

Thursday 16 June 2016 2:11

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What a way to spend the day

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