Today, I'm looking forward to my orthodontist's appointment more than I'm looking forward to my birthday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a date for Valentine's Day. The date is with my orthodontist; he's going to tighten my braces. FML
Today, I arrived 10 minutes early to my orthodontist's office to get my braces off. It turns out my appointment was actually one hour earlier, and now the next available appointment is in four weeks. FML
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I went to my orthodontist where I was informed that I'll going to the prom, to my brother's wedding, and maybe to university with braces in my mouth. FML
Today, I got my braces off. I also got my tongue pierced. Both by my orthodontist. FML
Birthday Boy
Today, it's my 16th birthday. It's also it is the day my parents scheduled my wisdom teeth to be pulled out. Happy birthday to me, then. FML
Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML
What a way to spend the day
Today, I was informed by my proctologist that my colonoscopy has been rescheduled for my birthday. FML
Today, I went to the orthodontist's to get my braces tightened, and I chose baby blue bands. Turns out they make my teeth look extremely yellow. Only a month and a half to go. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Top comments
brownapple 22
Are they that hot?
Sandsh8rk 36
Reschedule your appointment for your birthday - win win situation!
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Comments (25)
mightymorbid 6
me too man
makenaloy 3
This is sad because same
laden_swallow09 35
That's okay. I hardly look forward to my own birthday, either! Birthdays just aren't important after 21, save for maybe your 40th or 50th. Even then, you probably don't want people to know your real age at that point, anyway. You're fine.