By notacatperson - 01/03/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML
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perdix 29

Of course not, the cat owns you.

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therealdavid 0

-Facepalm- 49. 16 Was referring to the FML, not 1. Stupid Justin Beiber!

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iLoveFamilyGuy 7

#1 is a winner. Nice comment and it wasn't "first!"

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sourgirl101 28

Do you own a small dog that chases yarn?

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luke1998 0

.miss bunny ur really hott

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noradaron 0

haha good luck. maybe you can pick out some hawt gurls at the playground.

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aussie_gemini 5

get a dog... ur cat problem will be over!

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Lizza330 28

My kitties scare the neighborhood dogs.

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WallyTheWombat 0

OP should dress up as a cat and attack the postman.

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aussie_gemini 5

no cats scare my boxers! -stupid cats lol #39 best idea ever!

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Blaze177 0

I would buy some camo clothing, get an AK-47, hide in a bush, wait for the cat to come then FIRE AT WILL! (No, not Will Smith.)

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AlienX_fml 0

Set a bear trap up with some kitteh food. Problem solved.

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Gondile 4

That's a good idea!

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MissBunny25 0

here's a thought, tell the postman or the mail company that cat isn't yours.. omg now there's an idea for ya :o

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SirEBC 7

Mind bottling? Are you serious?

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CommonSenseKarma 17

Moor on. Dammit, you people took the good ones.

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Thabb 0

I was drinking a bottle of cherry-flavored mind just as I read that

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meowmeowwkitty 0

Kay. You are dumb lmao.

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MissBunny25 0

I'm not dumb... im flighty... big difference xD lmao

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perdix 29

Of course not, the cat owns you.

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sup3rmann 0

mabey u do and just dont kno it!

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