By notacatperson - 01/03/2011 10:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 057
You deserved it 2 784

Same thing different taste

Top comments


therealdavid 0

-Facepalm- 49. 16 Was referring to the FML, not 1. Stupid Justin Beiber!

#1 is a winner. Nice comment and it wasn't "first!"

sourgirl101 28

Do you own a small dog that chases yarn?

luke1998 0

haha good luck. maybe you can pick out some hawt gurls at the playground.

get a dog... ur cat problem will be over!

Lizza330 28

My kitties scare the neighborhood dogs.

WallyTheWombat 0

OP should dress up as a cat and attack the postman.

no cats scare my boxers! -stupid cats lol #39 best idea ever!

Blaze177 0

I would buy some camo clothing, get an AK-47, hide in a bush, wait for the cat to come then FIRE AT WILL! (No, not Will Smith.)

AlienX_fml 0

Set a bear trap up with some kitteh food. Problem solved.

Gondile 4

here's a thought, tell the postman or the mail company that cat isn't yours.. omg now there's an idea for ya :o

SirEBC 7

Mind bottling? Are you serious?

CommonSenseKarma 17

Moor on. Dammit, you people took the good ones.

Thabb 0

I was drinking a bottle of cherry-flavored mind just as I read that

meowmeowwkitty 0

I'm not dumb... im flighty... big difference xD lmao

perdix 29

Of course not, the cat owns you.

sup3rmann 0

mabey u do and just dont kno it!