James
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Stud
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Anonymous
Durham, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Anonymous
Huntsville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Emily
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Username
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
NotALuckyGuy
Columbus, United States
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
LoveMyNewBro
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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Comments (391)
khloeelove 0
no way that counted. your still a virgin.
grimshady14 1
man I keep seeing lonely island refrences everywhere on this site
twinky4u 0
man, you suck pretty hard.
tuppencej777 0
Yes we. I am the woman that he lost his virginity to after the unfortunate incident on his own leg.
meintx 9
It sucks that no one reads your comments an then says stupid stuff. But it's really no big deal since it was his first time, he'll get better. Hope the next time was great. Ur his dream girl, hope he's yours. Have fun.
BeeMaddness 0
you completely fail… that sucks to be you
unluckygrk12 8
maybe u have e.d.??
XxDancerGirlxX 17
yeah, fyl and hers too.
ppdunn 0
Your performance can only improve. Good luck!
lulzmylife 4
Wow, that's...wow. Epic fail. My condolences to the "woman of your dreams." You're definitely not the man of her dreams, that's for damn sure!
timalfrey311 0
yea ur life just sux...