Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished...

By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

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By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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You deserved it 10 709

By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 196

You deserved it 5 941

hombrepollo 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

ur still a virgin

Glitterhinoceros 14

Friday 22 July 2011 16:09

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

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SirObvious 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:39

before entering wut:O

khloeelove 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 3:12

no way that counted. your still a virgin.

grimshady14 1

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:01

man I keep seeing lonely island refrences everywhere on this site

twinky4u 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:33

man, you suck pretty hard.

tuppencej777 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:43

Yes we. I am the woman that he lost his virginity to after the unfortunate incident on his own leg.

meintx 9

Sunday 24 July 2011 5:30

It sucks that no one reads your comments an then says stupid stuff. But it's really no big deal since it was his first time, he'll get better. Hope the next time was great. Ur his dream girl, hope he's yours. Have fun.

BeeMaddness 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:53

you completely fail… that sucks to be you

unluckygrk12 8

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:55

maybe u have e.d.??

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:06

yeah, fyl and hers too.

ppdunn 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:10

Your performance can only improve. Good luck!

lulzmylife 4

Saturday 23 July 2011 5:16

Wow, that's...wow. Epic fail. My condolences to the "woman of your dreams." You're definitely not the man of her dreams, that's for damn sure!

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