Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished...

By James - 22/07/2011 05:00 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2013 17:17 - United States - Durham

Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2013 16:54 - United States

Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML

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You deserved it 11 776

By Emily - 21/08/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML

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By Username - 03/01/2011 11:40

Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML

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You deserved it 10 709

By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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You deserved it 3 089

By NotALuckyGuy - 07/04/2015 16:19 - United States - Columbus

Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML

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By LoveMyNewBro - 04/01/2011 10:56

Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML

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You deserved it 5 941

hombrepollo 0

Friday 22 July 2011 16:08

ur still a virgin

Glitterhinoceros 14

Friday 22 July 2011 16:09

Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.

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BabyyJesuss 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:53

Well at least she was the Woman of your Dreams.

SassyChick1985 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:54

then your still a virgin. F your L.

drewkane_fml 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:06

Sounds like you need more practice!!!

havocmike 3

Saturday 23 July 2011 0:47

it'll get better. practice makes perfect. condoms help too

yankfan89 27

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:06

Did you eat a grape and **** in your pants?

BeeMaddness 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 4:55

that is awesome I love that song XD

nebula748 14

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:13

Still counts.

mynameisntmike 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:22

YOU KNOW WUT? everything went better than expected. :~)

butterflyz1961 2

Saturday 23 July 2011 1:53

Damn. I'm not so sure you lost your virginity.

ArapCheerleader 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:00

the next 40 year old virgin

bubo_fml 10

Saturday 23 July 2011 2:36

Life lesson...Never get intimate when there's a bullet in the chamber! Excuse yourself, go to the bathroom & polish one off! Didn't U see "There's Something about Mary?"

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