Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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Comments (391)
Richierich4688 5
Well you can kiss those dreams goodbye or better yet just wave so you don't cream yourself
xoxonene 0
if you didn't enter, you're still a virgin. gotta actually have sex for it to count. that sucks.
manbearpig7173 0
Well you can't finish what you never started...
KaskStunter 4
Well, you could finish again. And again. And again. And again.
perdix 29
Blah, blah, blah, everybody's bad the very first time. The burning question here is: Will she give you a mulligan?
blondebunny 0
aww. honestly there are not enough innocent guys like that these days. don't be embarrassed. I think it's refreshing.
SwiftKick2DA 0
V card still excepted bro... nut up
blackprince2012 9
y r u a virgin at 28
ShekaDoll 4
noooooo!!!!
batmanpete 0
you couldn't wait another 12 years? youre pathetic for bein 28 and STILL a virgin