In this case, probably not

More like overly attached neighbor...

No not really.... shoulda kept your mouth shut if the OP didn't mean it. Now he's getting what's coming to him

thanks captain hindsight!

...who is friends with captain obvious.

People literally takes thing literally. I just said literally and I have no regret.

Do you want a medal?

Like that episode of The Middle when the wife's boss thinks he is invited to thanksgiving. But, ya know, she was just being sarcastic.

It is not the boss. It is the coworker

Especially elderly people who are getting a bit slow.

A wink isn't usually interpreted to be sarcastic...

Then she'd probably assume you were hitting on her and book you both in the same room

i assume her life will not be that long if she is that old the illustration tells us

Çest la vie*

Since you're correcting him on his French grammar, I am obliged to do the same. It's *C'est la vie*, with a normal 'c' and apostrophe, not 'ç'.

*Say la vee I'm an accomplished linguist. Ask me how to spell anything- I don't charge.

And speaking of which, that's a nice FML, too bad it's been taken from the French FML website...

EpicSquishii, anything? I'd like to know how you'd pronounce the Finnish word "epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydelläänsäkäänköhän". And yes; It's a single word and it's not gibberish.

...It saddens me that I can't copy and paste this into google translate from the mobile app...

It's not a word!!! It is gibberish

Did you fall asleep mid-comment?

Ugh I was afraid this would happen. I was replying on my phone during my work break and my signal went out, so I couldn't edit my comment to compete it. Lol, my apologies! Might as well finisg it: ...but pertaining to the issue at hand and what I mentioned above, try and use the time to know her better. But, only if she chooses to! Then just avoid her throughout your whole vacation.

Curse my mobile device. Why you do this and humiliate me so...? :

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