Today, I lost my virginity to the woman of my dreams. I finished before entering. I'm 28 years old. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I almost lost my virginity at the age of 34. After years of putting off sex and waiting for marriage, the moment arrived. My new wife could't stop laughing at how small I am. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity, I think. Does it still count if she left halfway through, laughing? FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
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hombrepollo 0
ur still a virgin
Glitterhinoceros 14
Do you happen to be mean, by chance? Because apparently nice guys finish last.
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Comments (391)
Chris9154 6
no worries bro I'll get em next time...
Shotyaw 2
I personally thinks there's nothing wrong with being a virgin till that age.. but I agree, this is pretty ****** up..
ike_pl 2
puss
jazz23 2
you have to clean the damn pipes man!?!!? so, did you **** on her? lmao
cajekraze 7
just go again. Guys can do multiples, it just takes longer, which she won't mind
mrsvickybear 9
it's alright! dont worry bout what other people say if you were extremely attracted to her and you're a virgin then tht is sort of expected... atleast it was with someone that means alot to u:)
doodlingdavid 0
wow that's just sad there is a reason you are a virgin
rnath23 4
so get it up again and keep going! again and again and again!
MissChaos84 0
Umm dude.. that means ur still a virgin
drdna 0
sux 2 B U