Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML
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effyourlife_
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awkward!
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rawrlily
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win comment
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foreverspellman
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lol WTF dairy queen BBQ
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InstantRanbowMix
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I've never heard of a stutter like that
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kathira120
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Oh, he must have been so embarrassed! You, too! >_
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ravinderkaler
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ur fuckin retarded
seriously
seriously
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amoureaux
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i don't get it, how did you think he was flirting??
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thuryn
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You worry too much. This sort of thing happens to *him* every day, all day. Just don't make a big deal out of it, and he'll appreciate it.
"Oh! I thought you were flirting! *smile* So what's good here?"
That's all it takes. Problem solved.
"Oh! I thought you were flirting! *smile* So what's good here?"
That's all it takes. Problem solved.
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Chaith
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A good flirt knows you have to take a chance. Over think every move you'll lose the chance. Just learn to appreciate it before 'YDI DUMMY!'
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andriy555
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Shouldn't have your bitch-shield on so high
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MissNae
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So many of FMLs come down to "I thought s/he was flirting"
Get over yourself! Have you ever experienced flirting if you think a pause in speech is it?
Get over yourself! Have you ever experienced flirting if you think a pause in speech is it?
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mfjkr
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#9 New TV show "So you think you can flirt."
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vix3
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woop di doo..
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asxp10
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YDI, why would you ever do that? Stupid.
"Oh! I thought you were flirting! *smile* So what's good here?"
That's all it takes. Problem solved.