By Anonymous - 18/04/2009 06:53 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML
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i don't get it, how did you think he was flirting??

You worry too much. This sort of thing happens to *him* every day, all day. Just don't make a big deal out of it, and he'll appreciate it. "Oh! I thought you were flirting! *smile* So what's good here?" That's all it takes. Problem solved.

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lol WTF dairy queen BBQ

I've never heard of a stutter like that

Oh, he must have been so embarrassed! You, too! >_

ur fuckin retarded seriously

i don't get it, how did you think he was flirting??

You worry too much. This sort of thing happens to *him* every day, all day. Just don't make a big deal out of it, and he'll appreciate it. "Oh! I thought you were flirting! *smile* So what's good here?" That's all it takes. Problem solved.

A good flirt knows you have to take a chance. Over think every move you'll lose the chance. Just learn to appreciate it before 'YDI DUMMY!'

Shouldn't have your bitch-shield on so high

So many of FMLs come down to "I thought s/he was flirting" Get over yourself! Have you ever experienced flirting if you think a pause in speech is it?

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woop di doo..

YDI, why would you ever do that? Stupid.