FML : Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart...

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Today, I went out to dinner. The waiter was pretty cute. He greets us, "Hi my name is... (long pause) Jordan." Thinking he was flirting, I quickly smart back, "Are you confused?" He says, "No actually, I have a stutter." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 18 April 2009 06:53 / United States

Love

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By amoureaux | 0

#122215 - Saturday 18 April 2009 05:09

i don't get it, how did you think he was flirting??

By thuryn | 0

#122249 - Saturday 18 April 2009 05:20

You worry too much. This sort of thing happens to *him* every day, all day. Just don't make a big deal out of it, and he'll appreciate it. "Oh! I thought you were flirting! *smile* So what's good here?" That's all it takes. Problem solved.

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By effyourlife_ | 0

#122198 - Saturday 18 April 2009 05:05

awkward!

rawrlily | 0

#1045988 - Sunday 27 June 2010 02:43

win comment

foreverspellman | 0

#1828516 - Saturday 11 December 2010 01:57

lol WTF dairy queen BBQ

InstantRanbowMix | 0

#4216462 - Monday 26 March 2012 05:27

I've never heard of a stutter like that

By kathira120 | 3

#122199 - Saturday 18 April 2009 05:05

Oh, he must have been so embarrassed! You, too! >_

By ravinderkaler | 0

#122214 - Saturday 18 April 2009 05:09

ur fuckin retarded seriously

By amoureaux | 0

#122215 - Saturday 18 April 2009 05:09

i don't get it, how did you think he was flirting??

By thuryn | 0

#122249 - Saturday 18 April 2009 05:20

By Chaith | 15

#122259 - Saturday 18 April 2009 05:22

A good flirt knows you have to take a chance. Over think every move you'll lose the chance. Just learn to appreciate it before 'YDI DUMMY!'

By andriy555 | 0

#122268 - Saturday 18 April 2009 05:24

Shouldn't have your bitch-shield on so high

By MissNae | 0

#122279 - Saturday 18 April 2009 05:30

So many of FMLs come down to "I thought s/he was flirting" Get over yourself! Have you ever experienced flirting if you think a pause in speech is it?