Health: Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee....

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 19:03 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML

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You deserved it 4 495

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By shelly - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By litterbox_girl - 19/08/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML

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Weren't there two girls?

By Megan - 19/03/2018 01:30

Today, I was at my boyfriend's in a back room that wasn’t connected to the main house. I really had to pee, but neither of us wanted to go into the house, so he told me to just go outside in a cup. I ended up having diarrhea in a cup in my boyfriend's backyard. FML

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By queen_lol - 10/05/2016 17:14 - United States

Today, I was at a party at my boyfriend's house. As I was walking past him, he pulled me onto his lap and started introducing me to a childhood friend. I sneezed and accidently peed on him. I'm 6 months pregnant and can't control my bladder. FML

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By whatchagonnado - 24/03/2013 07:35 - Canada - Victoria

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, I needed to use the bathroom. I decided to be a good girlfriend and leave the seat up for him. He later yelled at me for not putting the seat down because he needed to take a dump. FML

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A real ******

By never again - 30/11/2019 01:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I like, but I had to pee really bad. It got really wet down there, and he thought I squirted. I peed everywhere. I let him believe he made me squirt. FML

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By WhyTheFNot - 20/06/2009 18:06 - United States

Today, I came home from work and had to pee so badly that I ran to the bathroom and ripped my pants down. My touch screen phone dropped from my pocket and started calling my boyfriend. Since I couldn't quite reach the phone, I left a message of me peeing on his cell. FML

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By catt - 17/10/2014 20:12 - Germany - Berlin

Today, my boyfriend tried to rid me of my hiccups. As he'd screamed at me and I'd pissed my pants, I just burst into tears. FML

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By Kay - 03/02/2011 05:33

Today, I was sitting on the toilet with a really bad and noisy stomach upset. Then I hear a knock on the bathroom door. My boyfriend had decided to make a surprise visit. FML

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giantsfan2010 23

Friday 31 December 2010 23:01

Shouldnt have waited that long.

iSitt 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:10

he found her P-spot

Comments

illmatic2 16

Friday 31 December 2010 22:55

Next time, wear a diaper. YDI.

iSitt 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:10

he found her P-spot

velvel 7

Friday 31 December 2010 23:49

lol! nice. that was cute, yet unfortunate.

attatood 8

Saturday 1 January 2011 1:01

Hahahaha! Nice one #7. I am amused.

auntiemomma 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 5:33

parking spot?

Luv_Meh_Beeotch 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 12:34

LaWlZ ThT BeeOtCH NeeDz 2 HoLD ThT sTUff!!

charlieohcharlie 12

Saturday 1 January 2011 13:34

#39 - what is wrong with you?

brightnite 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 14:42

#39 easy on the crack

fanaticdragon 10

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:24

haha,that's cute! :)

macskapingvin 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 12:07

How on earth is that cute?

Perfection_7 0

Monday 3 January 2011 12:03

#7 hahahah that's hilarious

press_start_bro 21

Wednesday 12 June 2013 3:03

Like if he hit her G-spot she would have an ******, but instead if he hit her P-spot, it l would make her pee… Not that hard to figure out…

giantsfan2010 23

Friday 31 December 2010 23:01

Shouldnt have waited that long.

Daederoth 10

Friday 31 December 2010 23:04

Nice.

relyo 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:07

That'll teach him.

frear 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:07

What a nasty situation. lol

unidentified_sta 5

Friday 31 December 2010 23:09

I wet myself when you touch me right there, just right there.

Cass3m0 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 6:41

^WIN.

pinkypig312 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:01

^Fake and Gay

robotiick 12

Monday 23 May 2011 22:10

6-win

28actress 22

Wednesday 7 September 2016 15:07

What is this a reference to?

rottentomatoes 7

Friday 31 December 2010 23:11

haha, that's actually really funny..

btnhdude 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 4:27

yes.. I can tell.. you find it hilarious... and that your enthusiastic... when you find something funny....

skyttlz 32

Friday 31 December 2010 23:24

That's gross but funny at the same time 

zp5 4

Friday 31 December 2010 23:31

You should've went earlier.

Nadinek98 0

Friday 31 December 2010 23:50

well............ control..Ur...blatter

DocBastard 38

Saturday 1 January 2011 0:02

Yes, you definitely have to control your Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, otherwise it'll eat a Vogon's grandmother, despite the beast's mind-boggling stupidity.