By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 19:03 - United States
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML
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  DocBastard  |  38

Yes, you definitely have to control your Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal, otherwise it'll eat a Vogon's grandmother, despite the beast's mind-boggling stupidity.