Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled...

By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By henhouse - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Australia - Brunswick East

Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML

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True romantic

By Anonymous - 28/03/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML

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By ShouldveStayedAVirgin - 13/01/2016 18:30 - United States - Houston

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2012 01:23 - Canada - Bedford

Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML

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Lost in the sauce

By klsdhjla - 15/02/2010 01:23 - United States

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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You deserved it 6 144

By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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You deserved it 4 258

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

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You deserved it 38 174

By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

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You deserved it 5 360

IXChaosDragonXI 13

Sunday 15 December 2013 2:09

And that's why you make the bastard wait lol

raininginseattle 9

Sunday 15 December 2013 2:13

Ask him "why do all the guys yell that?"

Comments

jericho101 14

Tuesday 17 December 2013 6:22

Winner, winner!

ladybuglet 22

Tuesday 17 December 2013 14:07

You picked him.

braaaapp87 1

Tuesday 17 December 2013 19:53

You should have yelled back "Not my last, Bitches"!!!

itzjstnx 18

Wednesday 18 December 2013 8:04

what a jerk.

ErwinsWife 5

Wednesday 18 December 2013 19:27

My husband didn't do that after we got married, sounds like you have a little boy on your hands. It's not that serious. Lol.

hypersweetie 9

Thursday 19 December 2013 17:15

I don't know if this is really funny or just extremely sad! I hope that he was just playing around when he yelled that.

Vaginabutter 15

Friday 20 December 2013 1:27

that is awesome!

Meow3323 5

Friday 20 December 2013 4:23

One of my friends dared me to yell "I'm a mermaid" lol

themeistro 2

Tuesday 24 December 2013 19:42

Ashley Denny.

victorcaulfield 3

Wednesday 25 December 2013 9:06

May this be a lifelong lesson for you. Don't date assholes.

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