True romantic

By Anonymous - 28/03/2020 08:00 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML
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jbuckets_404 38
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Next time, up HIS arse?! SURE!!! Buy an extra-wide strap-on for "HIS" pleasure....

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RichardPencil 30
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Losing two virginities back-to-back? That's going to be a great story for the grandchildren. I can imagine you telling it every Thanksgiving. You know, when someone mentions stuffing. "Speaking of stuffing, let me tell you of the time Grandpa..." Good times!

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supree14 3
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He's a pig. Leave him before you get hurt.

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DirtySalamander 7

he was asking, not demanding. lol

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RichardPencil 30
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Losing two virginities back-to-back? That's going to be a great story for the grandchildren. I can imagine you telling it every Thanksgiving. You know, when someone mentions stuffing. "Speaking of stuffing, let me tell you of the time Grandpa..." Good times!

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jbuckets_404 38
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Next time, up HIS arse?! SURE!!! Buy an extra-wide strap-on for "HIS" pleasure....

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mskeptik 12
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Why don't you gladly agree? Just say: "Sure honey, lube your arse and let me go grab my strap-on".

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Vivien Lee 7
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Ew....what kind of man is he?

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MrGrumblebum 17

One that asks first, clearly.

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Itsheragain 9

tell him, "yeah after you".

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