By Anonymous - 14/12/2013 18:50

Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
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You deserved it 9 834
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Same thing different taste

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IXChaosDragonXI 13

And that's why you make the bastard wait lol

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raininginseattle 9

Ask him "why do all the guys yell that?"

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TheMystery13 13

"Second, actually. I'm sorry, but your [brother/dad/best friend/etc.] is hot and I didn't want to spoil it for you."

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hasabo 12

I wish there was a like button just for this FML

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hasabo 12

By the way this guy seems to be a professional

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takeittoem 8

To be fair, this is hilarious.

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PumpkinPie8923 4

At least he didn't go in his hands, wipe it on your forehead, and yell SIMBA

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RockRoyalty92 12

I only voted that your life sucks because you have an AWFUL sense of humor. Sex isn't about being serious; it's about being comfortable and letting go with your partner. Sucks to be you, dude.

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