Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Lady Vulva
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
henhouse
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Brunswick East, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Happy Valentine's Day
Today, I lost my virginity. The most memorable aspect of it wasn't the fact that my boyfriend finished after two thrusts, but rather the fact that he first said, "The pilot has entered the cockpit." FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
True romantic
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. During the act, he looked deep in to my eyes before whispering, "Up the arse next time?" FML
ShouldveStayedAVirgin
Houston, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML
Anonymous
Bedford, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML
klsdhjla
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Lost in the sauce
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Nuts
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Giggle loop
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
unsatisfied
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML
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IXChaosDragonXI 13
And that's why you make the bastard wait lol
raininginseattle 9
Ask him "why do all the guys yell that?"
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AnthonyWheeler15 24
Wow, I'm curious to know how you responded to that.
JunglePanfa 11
My boyfriend once screamed 'FOR ASLAN, AND FOR NARNIA!!' as he came... It's one of those strange moments that rests uneasily in your memory, haha. Maybe your boyfriend just felt honoured to be your first, but isn't so great at knowing how to show it :)
JunglePanfa 11
#13, I don't know how you're getting that from the original comment; it says nothing about sleeping with anyone else, just 'waiting'. Maybe they meant until OP's boyfriend seems more mature? I don't know :)
JunglePanfa 11
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JunglePanfa 11
Well, that posted under the wrong comment...
Axel5238 29
The bf screamed " first bitches" how is that honorable? The bf sounds pretty immature. Joking during sex between a long standing couple, fine but I don't see anyone being happy about their first time with something that thinks it was funny or ok.
JunglePanfa 11
#13, I don't know how you're getting that from the original comment; it says nothing about sleeping with anyone else, just 'waiting'. Maybe they meant until OP's boyfriend seems more mature? I don't know :)
JunglePanfa 11
Sorry everyone, my iPod is going crazy and keeps posting things here... Can't even delete my comments. Please feel free to down-vote my unintentional spam so that it becomes hidden / removed. I'll down-vote it myself too.
Mauskau 36
Just let him know that he still has to wait for you :)
Adm_Twigs 19
you must have missed something.. please return to start.
Zebediabolical 45
At least it wasn't FOR EQUESTRIA!
cheshirecat13242 32
...and for princess Celestia!!!
awilliams44 9
Who's second? O.o
MisterEx 28
OP's uncle. The camera man, obviously.
mFUNdo21 17
that reference was brilliant. you should feel brilliant
G_bear24 9
Uhhhh I'm not sure how to even respond to that.
laurenasabutton 26
So don't?
perdix 31
You should have replied "Sounds like a shitty situation." Extra points if you lower your sunglasses at the right moment ;)
Michael903 18
The first of many dissatisfied women in his life to be sure!
DocBastard 40
I wish there were some kind of maturity test you had to pass before being allowed to have sex. The idiot population explosion would be much easier to control.
arandomusernameaa 20
And an IQ test would be nice as well...
loooloool 13
At least your sister didn't think you sounded like a cow mooing