Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
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Morgannnnuhhh 1
My mom IS my bestfriend.
MikeDa1Da 14
Go on chat roulette and draw somebody there.
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abbybailey204 19
You need more friends. Get out there, I'm sure there are tons of people who would want to be your friend
kay2810 9
Trust me.. Your mom is the best friend you will ever have. She's there forever. Other friends come and go.
Revolution472 0
not unless your adopted or have horrible parents
419 0
48 - I'm adopted and I count my mother who adopted me as my real mother, as I can't remember who my biological mother is since I was adopted at a young age. So just because I'm adopted you're saying that my current mother can't be my best friend...?
T1A2Z3 35
I don't think that's what they meant. Probably just that it's unlikely your biological mother is your friend since she is probably not in your life anymore, not that your adopted mother can't be your best friend, which by the way is amazing!
thiscrazything 1
Mothers love unconditionally. Best friend ever.
SmirkingRevenge_fml 7
You can't go clubbing with your mom.
thatsmylyfe 13
I go clubbing with my mom!!
SecretMe00 5
48--- I'm with you! My mother did drugs and betrayed me. Mothers aren't always there for you.
Rhysviri 10
Aw, I'm sorry. It's not your fault that you're alone like that...But, try picking a person with less wrinkles? Those are really hard to draw. ):
lizard399 0
I think drawing a picture of your dog would be less lame. Assuming you have a dog.. Or a picture of your mom could make you look like you're being sweet, chicks might dig it.
Clamcreepy 7
How about a picture of your hand aka Mrs Palmer?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Or Miss Wankers
MikeMikeTheAzn 3
Sometimes I fill my tub with sauce and go in it and pretend I'm a meatball.
Swiftly 0
Sometimes, I like to curl up into a little ball and pretend I'm a hush puppy
Dadz_fml 0
Sometimes I think people like you have mental problems.
SystemofaBlink41 27
105- sometimes i think people like you are boring dream crushers who spend all day collecting buttons
ScarletBloom 14
Just draw someone and say it's your imaginary friend.
SamLiveFree_77 9
It's okay OP, I would have drawn my dog if that was my assignment.
crazyythingss 0
Haha it's ok, someone has to be friends with there mama to make the rest of us look normal
chels1994 11
Being friends with your mom isn't normal? Since when?
Jewlz1162 5
Family members are there for life and wont leave you behind my best friend is my cousin i can tell her anythingand she wont judge like other people do