the fuck

....is what i enjoy most in life.

i think its time we had the talk...

Facepalm x 2

best first comment ever lmao

the face on the second reply is perfect

That comes after the lipstick.

Reeeddddd Rocket, Yum!

this happened to my dog once... at first I was like WTF... but then I realized what it was.. but then freaked out because he was playing with my 4 yr old cousin... my dog is a pedophile

in going to see rise against in afew weeks. shit yeh!!!!

#17, the dog in ur pic must be lookin at OP's dog's knob

118- my sister who was 18 at the time didn't know what a red rocket was...she WAS about to grab it because she thought he had gotten ahold of a slim Jim. I'm glad I said something D:

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Couldn't agree more #161

161- what is that?...

Red rocket red rocket red rocket ya!

167, that's a facepalm.

UGoBoom's picture also matches his comment pretty well.

Learn something new everyday!

......is up with you're face

Why were you looking there in the first place OP? ;)

#117 rofl

word

Did he at least buy you a drink first?

first time having a dog?

At least a dog with a penis...

Maybe it's the first time she has seen a penis.

I thought she was gunna say she grabbed it lol thank god she didnt!!

LOL @25

and I'm sorry but the OP is an idiot.

I don't know 27. That sounds kinda hot.

imagine what was going through her mind, if she didn't know it was a mof****in dick

Haha, she probably tried to pull it out too

OP is not really one for common sense.

lol Not many fans of bestiality here.

I actually thought she probably pulled on it, or something.. Haha. Stupid people shouldn't have dogs.. But I'll give her credit for caring enough to take him to the vet.

dude #41 thats just wrong

it does

25- Lol that wouldve been way worse

first time seeing a red rocket more like.

Mental head slap, just for you.

It's Facepalm, FACEPALM DAMMIT!!!!

^he mad

The head slap and Facepalm are two different things. The head slap is what Special Agent Leeroy Jethroe Gibbs gives people when they deserve a slap in the head.

Haha. Woah, sorry. Facepalm, just for you!

umadbro?

what I freaked out when I saw it on my dog. I thought he was bleeding XD

awe that's so cute and caring

your dog is so cute and fits your comment :D

Docbee, your picture fits your comment too!!!!

Haters :(

I agree... Dog penises can be cute and caring :p

Wat.

dumbass

A-freakin-men

B-freakin-women

B-freakin-women

C-freakin-trannys?

D-freakin-hermaphrodites!

D-freakin-hermits

Google is the beat vet you'll ever find... well on questions (:

Someone needed to pay more attention in anatomy and biology.

or just life...

My anatomy class didn't teach about dog penisis.

LOL. that must have been embarrassing, not really an FML though.

paul...?

ahah, i know eh?

what did you think it was..? an alien?

lmao this comment reminded of the South Park episode where aliens put an antenna in Cartman's ass!

probe antenna same thing

I was thinking more like the red rocket episode...

mmmh always the cute ones are gay;)

hey, you're cute! lol I was reading through the comments and saw you and read your bio. I was trying to see if I could message you but j didn't know how to do so. lol

You'd really have something to worry about if it ejaculated rainbows.

or if it ejaculated on you leg, sh*t

after reading scrubs comment I started laughing... while I was drinking water

if it splooged rainbows, then it would be part unicorn.

it wasn't funny at all until I read this comment... :D

nyan dog!!! lol!!!

So much excitement.

How very!