....is what i enjoy most in life.

i think its time we had the talk...

Facepalm x 2

best first comment ever lmao

the face on the second reply is perfect

That comes after the lipstick.

Reeeddddd Rocket, Yum!

this happened to my dog once... at first I was like WTF... but then I realized what it was.. but then freaked out because he was playing with my 4 yr old cousin... my dog is a pedophile

in going to see rise against in afew weeks. shit yeh!!!!

#17, the dog in ur pic must be lookin at OP's dog's knob

118- my sister who was 18 at the time didn't know what a red rocket was...she WAS about to grab it because she thought he had gotten ahold of a slim Jim. I'm glad I said something D:

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Couldn't agree more #161

161- what is that?...

Red rocket red rocket red rocket ya!

167, that's a facepalm.

UGoBoom's picture also matches his comment pretty well.

Learn something new everyday!

......is up with you're face

Why were you looking there in the first place OP? ;)

#117 rofl

word

Did he at least buy you a drink first?

At least a dog with a penis...

Maybe it's the first time she has seen a penis.

I thought she was gunna say she grabbed it lol thank god she didnt!!

LOL @25 and I'm sorry but the OP is an idiot.

I don't know 27. That sounds kinda hot.

imagine what was going through her mind, if she didn't know it was a mof****in dick

Haha, she probably tried to pull it out too

OP is not really one for common sense.

lol Not many fans of ********** here.

I actually thought she probably pulled on it, or something.. Haha. Stupid people shouldn't have dogs.. But I'll give her credit for caring enough to take him to the vet.

dude #41 thats just wrong

it does

25- Lol that wouldve been way worse

first time seeing a red rocket more like.

It's Facepalm, FACEPALM DAMMIT!!!!

^he mad

The head slap and Facepalm are two different things. The head slap is what Special Agent Leeroy Jethroe Gibbs gives people when they deserve a slap in the head.

Haha. Woah, sorry. Facepalm, just for you!

umadbro?

what I freaked out when I saw it on my dog. I thought he was bleeding XD

your dog is so cute and fits your comment :D

Docbee, your picture fits your comment too!!!!

Haters :(

I agree... Dog penises can be cute and caring :p

Wat.

A-freakin-men

B-freakin-women

B-freakin-women

C-freakin-trannys?

D-freakin-hermaphrodites!

D-freakin-hermits

Google is the beat vet you'll ever find... well on questions (:

or just life...

My anatomy class didn't teach about dog penisis.

paul...?

ahah, i know eh?

lmao this comment reminded of the South Park episode where aliens put an antenna in Cartman's ass!

probe antenna same thing

I was thinking more like the red rocket episode...

mmmh always the cute ones are gay;)

hey, you're cute! lol I was reading through the comments and saw you and read your bio. I was trying to see if I could message you but j didn't know how to do so. lol

or if it ejaculated on you leg, sh*t

after reading scrubs comment I started laughing... while I was drinking water

if it splooged rainbows, then it would be part unicorn.

it wasn't funny at all until I read this comment... :D

nyan dog!!! lol!!!

How very!