Today, I saw a pink, slimy thing coming out of my dog's knob. I got really freaked out so I took him to the vet, only to find out that it was his penis. FML
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paigemosier
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the fuck
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chimp4494
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first time having a dog?
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paigemosier
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the fuck
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flockz
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....is what i enjoy most in life.
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whitesox365
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i think its time we had the talk...
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CatEyes66
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Facepalm x 2
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dwreck69
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best first comment ever lmao
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xtrawesome
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the face on the second reply is perfect
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JoeyPterodactyl
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That comes after the lipstick.
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eckksDeeitsTravi
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Reeeddddd Rocket, Yum!
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laurenv20
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this happened to my dog once... at first I was like WTF... but then I realized what it was.. but then freaked out because he was playing with my 4 yr old cousin... my dog is a pedophile
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whatfml
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in going to see rise against in afew weeks. shit yeh!!!!
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U_Go_Boom
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#17, the dog in ur pic must be lookin at OP's dog's knob
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HeatherXCore
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118- my sister who was 18 at the time didn't know what a red rocket was...she WAS about to grab it because she thought he had gotten ahold of a slim Jim. I'm glad I said something D:
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ChiFan96
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Siji
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Couldn't agree more #161
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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161- what is that?...
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ShakeMeDown
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Red rocket red rocket red rocket ya!
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ChiFan96
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167, that's a facepalm.
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Soloman212
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UGoBoom's picture also matches his comment pretty well.
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KingGeorgeGal
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Learn something new everyday!
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turkishjew
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......is up with you're face
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SomeFMLPerson
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Why were you looking there in the first place OP? ;)
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hahaurfunnylol
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#117 rofl
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jamesmcB
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word
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that_band_nerd
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Did he at least buy you a drink first?
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chimp4494
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first time having a dog?
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Pretty_Pink_Lady
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At least a dog with a penis...
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JesusFishTaco
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Maybe it's the first time she has seen a penis.
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mfmylifesrsly
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I thought she was gunna say she grabbed it lol thank god she didnt!!
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davex
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LOL @25
and I'm sorry but the OP is an idiot.
and I'm sorry but the OP is an idiot.
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JesusFishTaco
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I don't know 27. That sounds kinda hot.
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dwreck69
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imagine what was going through her mind, if she didn't know it was a mof****in dick
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yahoowizard
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Haha, she probably tried to pull it out too
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RainbowHeadache
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OP is not really one for common sense.
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JesusFishTaco
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lol Not many fans of bestiality here.
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dudeitsdanny
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I actually thought she probably pulled on it, or something.. Haha. Stupid people shouldn't have dogs.. But I'll give her credit for caring enough to take him to the vet.
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Orcina1
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dude #41 thats just wrong
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youcantcatchme
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it does
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Michael912
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25- Lol that wouldve been way worse
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HelloPal
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first time seeing a red rocket more like.
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mandaboo
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Mental head slap, just for you.
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CanWeMicrowaveIt
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It's Facepalm, FACEPALM DAMMIT!!!!
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an_villian
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^he mad
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Siji
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The head slap and Facepalm are two different things. The head slap is what Special Agent Leeroy Jethroe Gibbs gives people when they deserve a slap in the head.
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mandaboo
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Haha. Woah, sorry. Facepalm, just for you!
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practicesafesax
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umadbro?
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SNL
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what I freaked out when I saw it on my dog. I thought he was bleeding XD
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NuTrees
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Docbee
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your dog is so cute and fits your comment :D
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shovels
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Docbee, your picture fits your comment too!!!!
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An0nym0us5757
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Haters :(
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TheFlavorGreen
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I agree... Dog penises can be cute and caring :p
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EricWill
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Wat.
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cicpjaky
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dumbass
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skidoo800HO
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A-freakin-men
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rawr666
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B-freakin-women
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rawr666
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B-freakin-women
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puncture
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C-freakin-trannys?
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HappyCynic
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D-freakin-hermaphrodites!
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instnt1nfction
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D-freakin-hermits
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noelykins1
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Google is the beat vet you'll ever find... well on questions (:
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livewire1701
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Someone needed to pay more attention in anatomy and biology.
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mrmerino
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or just life...
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Zaros_fml
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My anatomy class didn't teach about dog penisis.
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christiebaby578
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LOL. that must have been embarrassing, not really an FML though.
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PrickHead
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paul...?
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adayto_forget
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ahah, i know eh?
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Jayymz24
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what did you think it was..? an alien?
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CEG3
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lmao this comment reminded of the South Park episode where aliens put an antenna in Cartman's ass!
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koe4
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probe antenna same thing
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sick_wish
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I was thinking more like the red rocket episode...
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s3xymoma
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mmmh always the cute ones are gay;)
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petdanneau92
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hey, you're cute! lol I was reading through the comments and saw you and read your bio. I was trying to see if I could message you but j didn't know how to do so. lol
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iAmScrubs
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You'd really have something to worry about if it ejaculated rainbows.
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dwreck69
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or if it ejaculated on you leg, sh*t
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gabe2014
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after reading scrubs comment I started laughing... while I was drinking water
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iamelrebel
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if it splooged rainbows, then it would be part unicorn.
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twilightcrazy28
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it wasn't funny at all until I read this comment... :D
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alecs0716
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nyan dog!!! lol!!!
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shortstuffs23
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So much excitement.
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dannnngthatsux
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How very!