Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
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xZoeAmethystx
| 12
It's okay OP. I'm sure you and your painting are beautiful. Your mom is just jealous that she isn't as talented.
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BrookieAnn
| 19
Tell her "Well I got my face from you so I guess you're just as ugly"
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xZoeAmethystx
| 12
It's okay OP. I'm sure you and your painting are beautiful. Your mom is just jealous that she isn't as talented.
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evilraider
| 5
That's when you say, "hey moms is I ever tell you people say we look really alike"
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jessi_sunshine
| 26
17 - Pardon?
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Pardon what? I understood what he was saying, and don't worry OP just say it's abstract art, she just doesn't have a powerful mind!
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
19-What 17 was trying to say was "That's when you say 'Hey mom, did I ever tell you people say we really look alike?'"
It's okay, it took me a couple seconds too.
It's okay, it took me a couple seconds too.
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fareith
| 15
25 - You know, it just gets funnier when you try to explain it! sarcasm /ˈsärˌkazəm/ Noun. The use of irony to mock or convey contempt
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jessi_sunshine
| 26
25 - Thank you kindly!
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MacMonster
| 10
@34 He was rewriting it, not explaining it. The originals grammar and spelling were a little off. Asshole.
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
34-I wasn't repeating the joke you ignorant fuckwad, I was correcting 17's grammar.
If you're illiterate to the point of missing that, then you should probably spend less time bashing people on the Internet and more time with a dictionary.
If you're illiterate to the point of missing that, then you should probably spend less time bashing people on the Internet and more time with a dictionary.
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azk3000
| 9
op is your last name bluth by any chance?
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worldclassrager
| 39
No one understands my work...
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danial1214
| 21
OP must secretly be squidward
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worldclassrager
| 39
That just made my day thanks 29...
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cieloalicia
| 16
Grade A parenting.
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BrookieAnn
| 19
Tell her "Well I got my face from you so I guess you're just as ugly"
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| 28
I think that would've been the best comeback, given the situation...
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Wizardo
| 33
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unlucky your mum has stink eye.
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igese
| 11
Flip a coin
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drjohnnyboy
| 15
Tell her "Well, whatever of my face you're insulting would be from your side of the family."
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golden_warrior
| 23
And then you told her to fuck off, right?
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Zen_Mei
| 17
No
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Jharrist89
| 12
Did you ask her if she could do any better?
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zevo1415
| 10
I'd rather have my face insulted cause i mean...i didnt make it lol