It's okay OP. I'm sure you and your painting are beautiful. Your mom is just jealous that she isn't as talented.

That's when you say, "hey moms is I ever tell you people say we look really alike"

17 - Pardon?

Pardon what? I understood what he was saying, and don't worry OP just say it's abstract art, she just doesn't have a powerful mind!

19-What 17 was trying to say was "That's when you say 'Hey mom, did I ever tell you people say we really look alike?'" It's okay, it took me a couple seconds too.

25 - You know, it just gets funnier when you try to explain it! sarcasm  /ˈsärˌkazəm/ Noun. The use of irony to mock or convey contempt

25 - Thank you kindly!

@34 He was rewriting it, not explaining it. The originals grammar and spelling were a little off. Asshole.

34-I wasn't repeating the joke you ignorant fuckwad, I was correcting 17's grammar. If you're illiterate to the point of missing that, then you should probably spend less time bashing people on the Internet and more time with a dictionary.

op is your last name bluth by any chance?

No one understands my work...

OP must secretly be squidward

That just made my day thanks 29...

Grade A parenting.

Tell her "Well I got my face from you so I guess you're just as ugly"

I think that would've been the best comeback, given the situation...

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, unlucky your mum has stink eye.

Flip a coin

Tell her "Well, whatever of my face you're insulting would be from your side of the family."

And then you told her to fuck off, right?

No

Did you ask her if she could do any better?

I'd rather have my face insulted cause i mean...i didnt make it lol