Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
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Morgannnnuhhh 1
My mom IS my bestfriend.
MikeDa1Da 14
Go on chat roulette and draw somebody there.
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Comments (221)
louize_fml 0
So draw ur mother. What is the problem?
AugustBurnsToast 14
You could draw a pet too maybe
alexh15 13
How about a pet? They are quite often best friends? :)
sarahwho 5
It's okay, my best friend is a cat.
bbozic2 6
Fred? U mean toby?
Knash 3
draw a hot guy and say he's your best friend ;)
jocelynclaire97 6
My daddy's my bestfriend so it's not too weird:)
AyaneXx 6
It's a good thing having your mum as your best friend my mum is my best friend and I feel lucky because I have friends who don't even talk to their mothers. So draw your mother and be proud :)
KatieKupcake4195 9
Nothing wrong with that :) My mom was my best friend. She died in front of me when I was only 15. (I'm almost 17 now). Guys, if you're lucky enough to still have a loving mom treat her like the amazing, beautiful, strong woman she is. She won't be around forever, and if you don't treat her as well as she deserves to be treated, it will eat away at you everyday. Trust me :/
HannahWho 8
That must be hard for you. :( However, I just want to point out, that I get annoyed when people tell me how to treat my family members. We get along just fine but the moment a friend of mine who has lost a family member hears me complaining about my mother they tell me, "Treat your mother like a beautiful flower" or something of the same, and I want to tell them about the alcoholic years, the times my mother hit me, the way she used to tell me I was a failure. Not all mothers are beautiful women, they are human. I hate the attitude of sainting your mother just because you lost her. I can garauntee that your mother was not perfect or beautiful all the time. So maybe not tell people that corny b.s.
KatieKupcake4195 9
188 - I'm so sorry. I didn't exactly mean it in telling you how to treat your family. I understand completely. My biological mother was a drug addict/alcoholic and my dad just.. well, who knows where/who he is. I know not everything is smiles and rainbows, trust me. I'm sorry for offending you.
Hakando 5
Loser
THE_A_TEEN 28
^*****! See, I can make assumptions too...