Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
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Morgannnnuhhh 1
My mom IS my bestfriend.
MikeDa1Da 14
Go on chat roulette and draw somebody there.
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Comments (221)
Pelreskovich 11
Paint your mother then! A lot of people are best friends with their parents. If you're embarrassed about that then you need to go make some friends!
Vrb1981 0
You don't have a pet?
JustDerpin 11
Plus, family members seem to understand you more.
musicluvr2000 11
One person is better than none
JMichael 26
Hey don't feel bad, a lot of people are best friends with their mom.
FMLBROx3 0
Lmfaooooo wow
doin_it 1
It's ok for your mom to be your best friend.She's the only one that gives you money when you want or need it,she's the only one that buys you clothes,she's the only one that puts a roof over your head,and the only that puts food in your belly! Besides your dad so your mom and dad should always be your best friend.
Gherazz 0
What's the shame in that?
diesel1226 0
Draw DocBastard.
eminemop 0
He's my best friend too. He doesn't know it, but one day we'll meet and run away together, together forever! -insane laughter-
perdix 31
You'd better finish that portrait before you "accidentally" have sex with her and rip your eyes out.
perdix 31
Originally, it said the OP was a dude, but they changed it. It's no problem if a girl's best friend is her mom, unless she won't return her phone calls and gets a restraining order against her.