Miscellaneous: Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class....

By soupisyummy - 11/02/2012 19:20 - United States

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By offended - 07/04/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By StillPissedOffAtIrony - 06/09/2014 17:25 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By nomoreart - 09/02/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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By nofriends - 19/10/2013 21:57 - United States

Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML

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By Laserbeaver - 29/09/2013 13:00 - United States - Milton

Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 1:58

My mom IS my bestfriend.

MikeDa1Da 14

Sunday 12 February 2012 1:58

Go on chat roulette and draw somebody there.

Comments

Pelreskovich 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:21

Paint your mother then! A lot of people are best friends with their parents. If you're embarrassed about that then you need to go make some friends!

Vrb1981 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:22

You don't have a pet?

JustDerpin 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:22

Plus, family members seem to understand you more.

musicluvr2000 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:22

One person is better than none

JMichael 25

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:25

Hey don't feel bad, a lot of people are best friends with their mom.

FMLBROx3 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:27

Lmfaooooo wow

doin_it 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:33

It's ok for your mom to be your best friend.She's the only one that gives you money when you want or need it,she's the only one that buys you clothes,she's the only one that puts a roof over your head,and the only that puts food in your belly! Besides your dad so your mom and dad should always be your best friend.

Gherazz 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:34

What's the shame in that?

diesel1226 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:36

Draw DocBastard.

eminemop 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:40

He's my best friend too. He doesn't know it, but one day we'll meet and run away together, together forever! -insane laughter-

perdix 29

Sunday 12 February 2012 2:39

You'd better finish that portrait before you "accidentally" have sex with her and rip your eyes out.

perdix 29

Sunday 12 February 2012 3:21

Originally, it said the OP was a dude, but they changed it. It's no problem if a girl's best friend is her mom, unless she won't return her phone calls and gets a restraining order against her.