Sounds like he doesn't even want to.

He's clearly five years old and doesn't know how to do simple things like "stop laughing long enough to explain a situation" (although I don't know what's funny about clogging a toilet)

I thought that, the giggling is fine if he is then gonna do the adult thing and unblock the bloody toilet. Who the hell rings maintenance for a clogged toilet?

My mom is a landlord and has had tenants call about clogged toilets. Turns out some people are too dumb to use a plunger effectively, they just kind poke with it once or twice without enough force. I also had to show my best friend/roommate how to use one.

it's possible (since he is calling maintenance) that the bathroom doesn't come with a plunger, like at a hotel? it doesn't say that there is or isn't a plunger... but he does sound like he is 5 years old

I think that OP wants to know this too. I mean farts are funny, but clogging the toilet? It just doesn't have the same appeal.

Same

Sounds like you're a judgmental b*tch.

Wow! I totally am not. I was simply stating that he is definitely depicted as a bit immature in this FML. WHICH, by the way, isn't necessarily a bad thing. Everyone is immature at times. I'd say someone who is a tad immature at times is more fun than someone who is always serious, depending on the situation obviously. YOU, on the other hand, sound too immature. Resorting to name calling strangers over the Internet? Have some respect.

I don't know how to unclog a toilet tbh

IKR! Laughter is so infectious even when you haven't seen the person or situation.