Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML
Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML
Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML
Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML
Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML
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Morgannnnuhhh 1
My mom IS my bestfriend.
MikeDa1Da 14
Go on chat roulette and draw somebody there.
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Comments (221)
memyselfandI07 1
Its okay! I'm sure other people are drawing imaginary portraits too(-:
Luunatic 13
Meh. I don't believe in best friends. All failed. Prob it's me. I so deserved it. Lol
kissie87 4
I can be your friend , is never a bad thing to meet new people.
iBeast7 1
Draw your right hand ;)
thewizzzrd 9
Forever alone
THE_A_TEEN 28
Shaddup with "forever alone", shit-bag.
Jenchixo 1
What is the problem with that, our own mother is the most trustworthy and most beautiful woman we ever seen.
ForeverAloneGal 23
I know how that feels. Guess you're drawing your mum.
polkadot3155 6
I don't really see a problem :) a lot of people are close with their mom/dad. and when they see your painting they will probably wish they would have thought to do the same thing. your parents should be your best friend.. because without them you wouldn't be here :)
Okayitwasme 0
Make up a best friend. It's just a project. I only have 1 best friend. My husband. I've never had many best friends OP. One day you will find yours. Ps my mom is also one of my best friends.
tiffdepp 9
My dads my best friend. :)