Miscellaneous: Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class....

By soupisyummy - 11/02/2012 19:20 - United States

Today, I looked over my next homework assignment for art class. It was to draw a portrait of my best friend. I can't think of anyone besides my mother. FML

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By picasso - 05/02/2013 13:09 - United States

Today, I was partnered up with a girl in my art class, since the teacher had asked us to take turns drawing portraits of each other. I went first and felt pretty proud of how the drawing turned out. I showed it to her and she said "That's OK. I'm not good at drawing either." FML

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By offended - 07/04/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was putting the finishing touches on my portrait of a young boy in art class. I asked my teacher if she could help correct the bad parts of my portrait. She said, "Well that would take all day and I just don't have the time." She was serious. I thought this was my best work yet. FML

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By artclasstrauma - 15/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, in my art class we had to paint a nude portrait of a fat, old woman. About halfway through the piece, and while painting her fat rolls, I realized she was the only person other than myself I had ever seen naked. FML

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By StillPissedOffAtIrony - 06/09/2014 17:25 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

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By ~~~ - 29/06/2014 17:08 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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By nomoreart - 09/02/2011 00:30 - United States

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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By nofriends - 19/10/2013 21:57 - United States

Today, we had to give a surprise speech in speech class on two of our best and closest friends. My first friend was my mom. I had to make up the other one. FML

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By Laserbeaver - 29/09/2013 13:00 - United States - Milton

Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML

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By quasimodo - 22/02/2010 21:24 - United States

Today, we were drawing self-portraits in school. I'm horrible at art, so I turned to the person next to me and stated that mine looked really ugly. He replied saying, "No, it looks exactly like you." FML

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Morgannnnuhhh 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 1:58

My mom IS my bestfriend.

MikeDa1Da 14

Sunday 12 February 2012 1:58

Go on chat roulette and draw somebody there.

Comments

Carlie_McCartney 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:12

I'm sure they wouldn't mind if you made someone up from your imagination. Or pick an ad from a magazine and cut it out to use. You could just say they live in Canada or Europe--anywhere but where you live! On the other hand, it's not the worst thing to have your mother as your best friend. Some people don't even speak to their parents, so to have that sort of relationship is rather a gift. :)

blegehlehgleh 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:29

Draw my profile picture, I'll be your friend!

causticgirl 6

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:30

Will the real DocBastard please standup?

desireev 17

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:41

I saw this comment and was like 'WTF?!?!'

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:47

DocBastard's evil twin has struck again! KILL HIIIIIM!!!!

MatthewTN 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 6:05

Draw your mom. She's prob awesome

annasher961 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 6:06

Forever alone

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 12 February 2012 6:13

^Never gets laid, never gets in a relationship, will fail at life. I laugh

pandakota 0

Sunday 12 February 2012 6:18

Nothing wrong with that. Draw your mom, I bet she'll love it! :)

Guyfromcrowd 7

Sunday 12 February 2012 6:24

Draw your mum there is plenty of people who wish they were close enough with their parents to be able to call them their best friends, Count yourself lucky.

strike2867 13

Sunday 12 February 2012 6:52

I know we're all joking around, but my girlfriend's mother just died. Her mother was her best friend, even though she has many other friends. Treasure it.