FML : Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream...

Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream catcher, so she wants her cat to sleep in the guest room and she wants to sleep in my room. My parents support this. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

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Update: The point of thr FML was not to complain about giving my room for my grandma, but it was to complain about: A) Her reasoning for not taking the guest room. B) The cat.

By themonesterman - / Thursday 3 April 2014 02:25 / United States - Brooklyn

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By kingdomgirl94 | 27

#5903882 - Thursday 3 April 2014 14:06

Speaking as someone who has just been meowed at for the better part of an hour because kitty was bored while I was getting ready for school:

Fuck the stupid cat, take the bed.

(don't literally fuck the cat though)

By joseph19921992 | 10

#5903821 - Thursday 3 April 2014 11:24

Cat owners are nuts man

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By joseph19921992 | 10

#5903821 - Thursday 3 April 2014 11:24

Cat owners are nuts man

kjack49044 | 18

#5903857 - Thursday 3 April 2014 13:04

I'm a cat owner and I support this statement.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5903879 - Thursday 3 April 2014 14:02

Likewise. Sometimes my cats love the crazy. Sometimes they are scared shitless.

DanielleinDC | 31

#5903881 - Thursday 3 April 2014 14:06

Nobody really "owns" a cat. But I agree that cat people can be nuts--although not nearly as nuts as dog people.

I am surprised that grandma doesn't want to share the room with her cat. And she either has a huge dream catcher, or that's a tiny window. Good gravy.

JMichael | 25

#5903890 - Thursday 3 April 2014 14:31

Any pet owner can be nuts really. I own a guinea pig and it drives me nuts everyday. *maniacal laugh*

themonesterman | 12

#5903898 - Thursday 3 April 2014 14:44

Without diverging in to pet ownership ethics, people do own cats. They benefit, and TBH, domestic cats would have a hard time surviving without "owners".

NeatNit | 32

#5903918 - Thursday 3 April 2014 15:25

There's plenty of good-living street cats, but I do agree with you on the other parts.

SuperStormCindy | 8

#5904108 - Thursday 3 April 2014 19:53

I'm a cat owner and I do not support this message because it is false.

kuzzy00 | 22

#5904141 - Thursday 3 April 2014 20:37

OP, to correct you - the domestic cat is actually the best for surviving on it's own compared to any cat species. The domestic cat is the only one to be able to consume comfortably over 300 types of food.

parism143 | 28

#5904233 - Thursday 3 April 2014 23:19

#71, but I still don't think it'd be safe for an indoor cat to live by itself in the wild. Their scavenging instincts have long faded through generations of domestication.

pandalover69 | 26

#5904320 - Friday 4 April 2014 0:24

I have 2 cats but I also have 2 dogs and I can honestly say I like the dogs a lot better. Don't get me wrong, I do love my cats but they are assholes.

myusername23 | 17

#5904362 - Friday 4 April 2014 1:26

All cats are assholes.

By Mynamewontfi | 40

#5903822 - Thursday 3 April 2014 11:25

That sucks, OP, but it's only for about a week so it's not that bad.

extrasnipes | 22

#5903865 - Thursday 3 April 2014 13:21

Well we don't even know where op is going to be sleeping ...

DanielleinDC | 31

#5903884 - Thursday 3 April 2014 14:08

Sofa city, sweetheart.

extrasnipes | 22

#5904167 - Thursday 3 April 2014 21:26

I love how your picture is a cat

By Indianboy9321 | 25

#5903823 - Thursday 3 April 2014 11:27

Sweet dreams!

By ItsAUnicorn | 27

#5903824 - Thursday 3 April 2014 11:29

Old cat lady maybe?

By BranN_fml | 8

#5903826 - Thursday 3 April 2014 11:30

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

cyanidesandwich | 20

#5903835 - Thursday 3 April 2014 11:38

His grandmother is taking his room for a week, and her cat takes the guest room for a week. This leaves OP to have to sleep on the couch for a week which sucks.

Jakob2255 | 12

#5903908 - Thursday 3 April 2014 15:03

go sleep on your couch for a week

SmittyJA24 | 26

#5903917 - Thursday 3 April 2014 15:22

Fuck sleeping on a couch!! I'm thinking: Holiday Inn for a week. One with a pool. And all your buddies. Especially since the parental units think it's ok to displace your ass.... they can break-out a credit card.
Have fun.....

buttcramp | 21

#5903939 - Thursday 3 April 2014 16:26

it's not that sleeping on the couch is so bad, it's that the grandmother doesn't have good manners as a guest. OP is being a wonderful host by even sleeping on the couch.

BootheGhost | 6

#5904050 - Thursday 3 April 2014 18:46

"Fuck yo couch!"

FucYoCouch | 13

#5904574 - Friday 4 April 2014 7:24

I believe I was called?

By ycrem0n | 20

#5903829 - Thursday 3 April 2014 11:33

Just sleep with the cat.

Bano360 | 25

#5903870 - Thursday 3 April 2014 13:39

Your picture with that comment makes it funnier.

OysterPearls | 33

#5904112 - Thursday 3 April 2014 20:02

Here kitty kitty kitty...

By icandothecancan | 24

#5903830 - Thursday 3 April 2014 11:33

Don't you dare take offense to Mr. Fluffysnufflkins taking the guest room for the week. He gets very nervous when we travel and needs his own space.

By thats_savannah | 10

#5903831 - Thursday 3 April 2014 11:34

I am so sorry... Family bonding time?

By Missyeru | 14

#5903832 - Thursday 3 April 2014 11:35

Sleep on the guest room for a week! But seriously OP sorry :( when I lived with my parents, every time my grandparents came to visit I had to sleep in the guest room because my grandpa insisted my bed was more comfortable...