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By themonesterman - United States - Brooklyn
Today, my grandmother is coming over to my family's house to stay for about a week or so. Apparently, the guest room window isn't big enough for her dream catcher, so she wants her cat to sleep in the guest room and she wants to sleep in my room. My parents support this. FML
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Update: The point of thr FML was not to complain about giving my room for my grandma, but it was to complain about: A) Her reasoning for not taking the guest room. B) The cat.
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By  kingdomgirl94  |  28

Speaking as someone who has just been meowed at for the better part of an hour because kitty was bored while I was getting ready for school:

Fuck the stupid cat, take the bed.

(don't literally fuck the cat though)

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  DanielleinDC  |  32

Nobody really "owns" a cat. But I agree that cat people can be nuts--although not nearly as nuts as dog people.

I am surprised that grandma doesn't want to share the room with her cat. And she either has a huge dream catcher, or that's a tiny window. Good gravy.

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  kuzzy00  |  22

OP, to correct you - the domestic cat is actually the best for surviving on it's own compared to any cat species. The domestic cat is the only one to be able to consume comfortably over 300 types of food.

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  parism143  |  28

#71, but I still don't think it'd be safe for an indoor cat to live by itself in the wild. Their scavenging instincts have long faded through generations of domestication.

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  SmittyJA24  |  26

Fuck sleeping on a couch!! I'm thinking: Holiday Inn for a week. One with a pool. And all your buddies. Especially since the parental units think it's ok to displace your ass.... they can break-out a credit card.
Have fun.....

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  buttcramp  |  21

it's not that sleeping on the couch is so bad, it's that the grandmother doesn't have good manners as a guest. OP is being a wonderful host by even sleeping on the couch.

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By  Missyeru  |  14

Sleep on the guest room for a week! But seriously OP sorry :( when I lived with my parents, every time my grandparents came to visit I had to sleep in the guest room because my grandpa insisted my bed was more comfortable...

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