Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into...

By Stacy - 5/7/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

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By LadyClarik | 8

#2823970 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:12

At least it wasn't written in shit....

By robc32ca | 4

#2823984 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:17

reach in and grab you can always wash your hands

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By smurfsarwales | 9

#2823925 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:04

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

imustbeinsane | 2

#2823980 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:14

tell everyone that somebody ate then shat your keys

ThanksKarma | 0

#2824027 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:28

That's disgusting but nothing you can do. From now on I recommend keeping a hanger one of those Gopher grabby extension hands handy.

ninjaniki | 0

#2824082 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:01

I'm surprised that someone saw the keys, did a dump on them, and then wrote a personalized message for the owner of the keys to read for when they came back to retrieve them from the bowl.

wintamint101 | 7

#2824783 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 14:43

well, shit does happen

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2824847 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:08

Atleast they didn't flush or steal the keys .

ILOLatmockdaweek | 0

#2825359 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:01

18- I'd be suprised if no one did something like that. it's funny...

Bobissmall | 13

#2825514 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:33

It would be funnier if they'd flushed it and still done the shit.

tellithowitis | 13

#2825523 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:36

well isn't this is a crappy situation ?

blankaex | 0

#2825750 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 18:30

Don't have hands?

Andrew1122 | 0

#2827088 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 22:20

sounds like a shitty situation to me

By jeffreebitch | 0

#2823926 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:04

pine apple butter scotch rub your chest and touch your crotch. :D

Justforlolz | 13

#2824092 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:07

Please enlighten me on on exactly what the FUCK does that have to do with this FML?

blahadv | 0

#2824105 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 13:16

hahaha its funny because he's a guy..

By south_butt24 | 0

#2823928 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:04

fyl!

whybother8 | 0

#2824868 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:13

shitted on em! put your number twos' in the air if you did it on em!

atthegates | 0

#2824905 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:26

funniest fml in a long time. amazing

nfc14 | 2

#2824907 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:27

Shit happens

nfc14 | 2

#2824913 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 15:29

shit happens

gmc_blossom | 21

#2828641 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 4:59

#47

I like that song!

lovepebbles | 1

#2834179 - Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:49

LOVE IT!!!

By RayneStorm93 | 0

#2823948 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 12:09

I'd find the chick with that same lipstick and punch her in the throat. She shouldn't be hard to find if she works with you;)

SirObvious | 1

#2825403 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 17:13

this girl if fuggin gross if she writes shit on walls using lipstick.

ChibiChibi_fml | 26

#2825998 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 19:10

Except there is that pesky problem of of the lipstick not being personally made for an individual person so more than one woman can be wearing that shade.