Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML
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Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML
Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML
Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML
Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML
Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML
Today, I was home alone, blasting music, dancing in my underwear, singing into a wooden spoon. I turned around mid-performance to see my landlord standing in the kitchen. I’d forgotten about the maintenance appointment I'd scheduled. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML
Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML
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CRrawsum 7
Join him!
Livinia 11
We all know you got out the popcorn and sat and watched.
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Comments (229)
melonrind 8
His house....his dress code :)
alex6946 10
let the man have fun!
jenna_rae 0
well, did u just stand there and watch or did u walk away?
Emileerzz 1
well, at least now you know you have a pretty awesome neighbor.
iAmScrubs 19
Sometimes the chief down there needs some fresh air every once in a while. I do the same thing, except my dance usually includes a hula hoop.
nephilim241 19
I want whatever he is on :-D
kduubb 7
dude thts fukin hilarious, i wouldv'e laughed my ass off(:
taazer 12
me to and if he would see me i would wave and give the thumbs up :P
TwoFootedMan 0
Was it dubstep? This matters...
Keyman1212 14
The FML would have included that he was simultaneously deficating and ejaculating, if he had been listening to dubstep.
Mythekos 0
Too Bad.
mexicotoucher 7
isn't that normal in Canada?
martyslurpee18 0
stfu