Work, Embarrassing and Bodyshaming: Desks are so judgmental these days!

Desks are so judgmental these days!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fatass - 19/02/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML

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You deserved it 7 533

By babasheep - 20/06/2009 05:17 - Canada

Today, after dieting and working out for almost 3 months, I sit down on my chair to finish off some work. It broke. FML

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It's my morphology!

By and i’m 5 feet - 25/08/2022 14:00

Today, for the hundredth time this year, I was told to lose weight. As an adult, I weigh 90 pounds soaking wet. FML

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You deserved it 90

Mixed signals

By Anonymous - 04/11/2021 19:59 - New Zealand - Nelson

Today, I got told I was too fat and needed to stop eating, because I need to lose weight. I was then given a full plate of food and had to eat it all. FML

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You deserved it 152

The indignity

By Anonymous - 12/01/2025 06:00 - United States - Boston

Today, I stepped on the scale this morning and it actually shattered beneath my feet. FML

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You deserved it 180

By trev - 30/05/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

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You deserved it 28 951

By wobble... - 23/02/2012 11:29 - Australia

Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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You deserved it 32 867

Heavy

By Destructive - 25/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my chair abruptly fell apart completely while I was sitting on it. I didn't even do anything. Have I really gained that much weight? FML

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You deserved it 185

Shelved plans

By twobyfour - 15/10/2019 12:00

Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML

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You deserved it 216

By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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You deserved it 23 406

Weslea Sanchez 12

Thursday 17 October 2019 4:30

maybe the desk is just weak

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 October 2019 7:33

Good thing you didn't put your whole ass on the desk. It probably would've exploded!

Comments

shannon2348 14

Thursday 17 October 2019 1:10

the weight of your leg? wouldn't that be the weight of all of you?

EmDizzle2007 28

Thursday 17 October 2019 1:43

he put his leg up on it.

Weslea Sanchez 12

Thursday 17 October 2019 4:30

maybe the desk is just weak

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 17 October 2019 7:33

Good thing you didn't put your whole ass on the desk. It probably would've exploded!

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 17 October 2019 13:59

The ass..?😕

Seeya55 31

Thursday 17 October 2019 18:09

(Pssst...It's a fart joke!)

PirateSnozzle 8

Friday 18 October 2019 18:55

What were you doing that involved having your leg on the desk eh? ;)

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