Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML
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Today, I found my daughter's brand new ipod touch. At the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I dropped my iPod Touch underneath concrete slab steps, and it's physically impossible to get it back. If you stand above where the iPod is, you can still hear it play music. It's like it's mocking me. FML
Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML
Today, I bought a new iPod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano iPod, I decided to bang my old iPod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
Today, I fell asleep listening to my music and tanning at the beach. Not only did I wake up with a sunburn, but my iPhone had been stolen. FML
Today, I found the iPod touch that my mother claimed was stolen at the mall a few years ago, lying on her bed, still logged in to her Facebook. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
Today, I was on a crowded el train listening to my iPod touch. As I stepped off the train, my headphones got caught on a man's jacket and my iPod fell on the floor. The doors shut. I then watched the train pull away. With my iPod on it. FML
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xOpheliacx 0
YDI for leaving it outside. Now you know better.
fnool 0
I wish people would stop saying "itouch".
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chadk22 0
I've dropped mine into the sink and it was fine
divineinstrument 2
Oh rite! Yeah I totally get that. I'm so unbelievably absent-minded it's a wonder I haven't left MY iPod out in the rain
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I just got my iPod Touch on Thursday of last week. I would NEVER leave any iPod or cell phone outside. Maybe it's just me, but I always like to have them near me. I'd rather them not break, kthnx... ^^;
YallNoobs 0
today i put my new itouch in the sink and turned on the sink. Wait wtf why is the itouch in the sink? Same reason you left yours outside.
xoxoCheer 0
Just take it back and say it broke. You might get a new one :)
Jennydew 0
Yeah, YDI for leaving it outside, not because you called it an iTouch. It's yours, call it whatever you want.
horny101 0
dumbass
Rabblerouser 0
Yeah, I realized you were stupid enough to leave it outside when I read that you misspelled the name of such a substantial purchase...Apple named their product an iPod Touch...if you want to make an "iTouch" you can invest all the time and money into making it...but there is no such thing yet.
Chazlol 7
YOU ASS!! WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE ITOUCH OUTSIDE IN THE 1st PLACE??
hellosies 0
Stuupid. Even if it wasn't raining, there's a lot of things that could damage or STEAL your itouch outside -.-