By Mandy - 26/03/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 925
You deserved it 4 008

Same thing different taste

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That meal sounds disgusting. End of story.

I_Hug_Cats 26

I have to admit, this action was pretty brave for OP.

Tacos can be deadly if not made by the right mexican. Keep that in mind and sorry OP. Two days tops and you can dit confortably.

Maddidaddi 0

Never eat cafeteria food, unless it's a burger.

It doesn't really sound that bad. I'll try anything atleast once. Anyone saying cafeteria food sucks, **** you. Food is food

BeatifulPenguin 4

My school has GOOD burgers and frito pie which is chilli with cheese on it and fritos to do in the chilli. It's better than it sounds!

I heard some of those Disney movies can be real brutal...

One word to avoid in school's cafeteria. Seafood

Open the mouth, through the gums, look out stomach, here it comes :(

I used to love the cafeteria pizzas. No wonder they were so good, they were already made and came prepackaged! They just had to heat them up!! Any food they actually make though, is disgusting! Those sloppy Joe's....ugh.

Gtaylorfication 0

Actually I disagree my schools burgers are raw in the middle and I broke my tooth on a bone inside of the meat

BradTheBrony 19

Down my gullet, from my trap. Like a faucet, out my ass.

But Disney is horrible...shit my pants every time I watch that stuff. Live toys and talking dogs...*shudders* Never. Again.

Gondile 4

You're pic is quite suited for this situation.

Saw isn't that scary. They're all just gory, especially Saw III.

desireev 17

When I was in school, I looked forward to lunch everyday! The food in my schools cafeteria was some of the best food I've ever eaten! Man.. I miss school... Lol :)

kiran_fml 5

When I was in elementary school the food was amazing! Corn dogs, sloppy joes, pizza, teriyaki chicken... and more... and now I'm hungry.

StopDropNRoll 11

Yea I liked school food too once! Until I started eating the same thing over and over and over again for the next 12 years.

Vash_41288 10

The only time I loved eating at school was when they did the turkey dinner and spaghetti and meatballs idk if I was the only one the lol

The only thing I like about school food is that it's free :)

-24 not scary but gory and I think that's what she was referring to.

Not anymore, its not. You have to pay like $3 a DAY. That is too much for the bullshit they give us. The pizza tastes weird because they grind up vegetables into the dough! It's ******* disgusting!

Why would you eat seafood tacos and a salad all in one?

Why would you dare to eat seafood at a school cafeteria?

Tuna, chips, cheese and lettuce doesn't sound so bad.

Seafood is bad enough! But at school...might as well be featured in the show Exotic Foods

More like bizarre food with what's his name You may as well eat school cafe bull testicles.

iiDangerCloseBK 6

18-I respected Andrew Zimmern until I saw that episode. I can never respect a guy that will eat another animal's balls...Imagine if the tables were flipped. *cups testicles in hands and rocks back and forth in corner.*

True, seafood spoils so easily it's not even worth buying large quantities of. But to eat the week old seafood at school? Disgusting.

Really. I Never heard of a school brave enough to serve seafood

Never eat school cafeteria food. Ever.

2ndSucks 15

Food gross. It make OP sick.

ChrisTheCalm 9

Guess OP meant the carnage aftermath in the toilet ...

beansprout1114 3
SmittyJA24 26

Anything with onions / peppers does the same to me.