FML : Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started...

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Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By effingawwesome - / Saturday 11 April 2009 18:52 / United States

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By sudmanster | 0

#103434 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:26

Wait, you're a guy?

By zoopooz | 0

#103444 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:26

You are dumb, you would have felt stinging if it was a jellyfish, no?

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By sudmanster | 0

#103434 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:26

Wait, you're a guy?

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Alicia_Raven7 | 0

#963824 - Friday 19 March 2010 5:20

if it was a jellyfish, it would've stung you. you spaz...

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VolleyballSMASH | 1

#1077844 - Sunday 11 July 2010 4:56

my thoughts exactly

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ugwmii | 0

#1261724 - Wednesday 18 August 2010 8:19

better safe then sorry

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dihannasaurus | 9

#6647942 - Monday 11 July 2016 23:10

how can you tell tho maybe not

By Jasper_fml | 0

#103437 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:27

dude, youre an idiot.

By ThotBoutTheGame | 0

#103443 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:27

first? haha you fail.

By zoopooz | 0

#103444 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:26

You are dumb, you would have felt stinging if it was a jellyfish, no?

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krazygirl100 | 9

#2662628 - Saturday 11 June 2011 21:00

still jelly fish can fucking kill you i would freak out to

By floozy | 0

#103445 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:26

lmao fail

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dannnn_fml | 0

#984889 - Monday 26 April 2010 1:21

epic fail

By Serial_fml | 0

#103450 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:30

so plastic bags sting people these days..

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ugwmii | 0

#1261728 - Wednesday 18 August 2010 8:22

so true I was attacked by one the other day. now I keep my distance away from beaches

By ThotBoutTheGame | 0

#103452 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:27

2nd! wow ur dumb

By nando92 | 0

#103454 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:28

lol thats sucks....
but id probably react the same

By ThotBoutTheGame | 0

#103457 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:31

grr sorry ... my macs being gay... don't mean to keep posting comments

By TeaPirate | 0

#103459 - Sunday 12 April 2009 1:31

Ahaha! I would have found that more endearing than surfing. xD

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