By effingawwesome - 11/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML
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Same thing different taste

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You are dumb, you would have felt stinging if it was a jellyfish, no?

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You are dumb, you would have felt stinging if it was a jellyfish, no?

still jelly fish can ******* kill you i would freak out to

so plastic bags sting people these days..

so true I was attacked by one the other day. now I keep my distance away from beaches

lol thats sucks.... but id probably react the same

grr sorry ... my macs being gay... don't mean to keep posting comments

TeaPirate 0

Ahaha! I would have found that more endearing than surfing. xD