Health: Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies...

By Mandy - 26/03/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

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By jaya - 03/05/2022 12:00

Today, I attempted to conquer my fear of eating out. The very first thing I saw as soon as I got to the restaurant? An unconscious guy getting taken away by paramedics. I turned around and went straight home. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2012 18:34 - United States - Erie

Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

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By mexicandelicacy - 04/03/2012 03:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML

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By Gross - 21/07/2013 23:20 - United States - Houston

Today, I got fired from my job as a seafood manager because an entire wedding group came in and started yelling at me, saying the shrimp was horrible and I ruined their wedding. They showed me the leftovers; they never cooked them. They fed raw shrimp at a wedding dinner party. FML

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By iHateWorms - 23/12/2009 03:52 - Australia

Today, while eating a sandwich, I saw a worm. Knowing that my friend always tries to scare me with fake worms and insects, I bit it to show her I knew it was fake. It was real. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By effingawwesome - 11/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was surfing and trying to impress some girls on the beach. While I was out in the water, a jellyfish wrapped itself around my torso. I started to yell and freak out, making a huge scene. I grabbed it off of me, only to realize that I was freaking out over a plastic grocery bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2012 21:49 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at my new job, some juvenile cockbite spiked my food with a laxative, as part of some kind of bizarre hazing ritual. The bastard got ratted out and suspended, but my arsehole now feels like it's been blown apart by a nuclear warhead. I thought this shit only happened in movies. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2011 20:39 - Switzerland

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

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buck33 14

Tuesday 27 March 2012 3:16

That meal sounds disgusting. End of story.

ihatethesenamez 6

Tuesday 27 March 2012 3:17

School food is hella nasty

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Tuesday 27 March 2012 15:30

Ewwwww.......all three foods combined will probably give anybody explosive bowel movements for a day or two, especially if it was from a school cafeteria. Sorry OP!!

CptZoe 10

Tuesday 27 March 2012 18:28

Wait, what?! Saw3 isn't Disney!?

greeneye_fml 12

Tuesday 27 March 2012 20:05

Don't ever eat seafood or processed meat from a school cafeteria, dude.

winner_by_error_fml 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 21:07

You mean Saw III ISN'T a Disney movie?

XxDancerGirlxX 17

Tuesday 27 March 2012 22:39

The only good food at my high school was the chicken sandwiches and the pizza.

angelinaanimerg 7

Tuesday 27 March 2012 23:27

Dont eat anything that isn't vegetarian from schools. Itll kill you. They have the worst grade meat

camobern 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 0:00

Never eat any meat at school. I've been doing that since first grade when I saw that my friend's corndog was a pretty shade of green under the cornbread. Another friend of mine had to leave school early after eating a chicken patty burger that hadn't been cooked all the way.