Work and Health: *buys case of Listerine*

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By cedechan - 29/09/2012 04:08 - United States - Tucson

Today, I got food poisoning at work. I had my head in the toilet when the auto flush decided to turn on. The force of the flush was so powerful half of what I threw up splashed back into my face. FML

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Wardrobe change please

By Meagan Ortiz - 16/08/2020 23:02

Today, I choked on water so hard that I threw up and shat myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Last splash

By sicktomystomach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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Humpty Dumpy

By traumatized - 12/04/2014 18:07 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was taking the biggest shit of my life. When I worked the thing out, it hit the water with such force that I got a toilet water enema from the backwash. I was so freaked out that I screamed and fell off the seat, prompting my husband to rush in to see what was wrong. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 25 March 2018 1:44

I dub thee, Sir Pottymouth!

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Sunday 25 March 2018 5:23

Honestly, this made me gag reading it. Hopefully it made younfeel better after.

Comments

Donut_Wizard 23

Sunday 25 March 2018 1:44

I dub thee, Sir Pottymouth!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 25 March 2018 3:18

What came out was worse than what came back in. Unless someone else’s poo was in there — that would be worse!

solversilversilver 3

Monday 26 March 2018 2:19

amen

Zekfen 17

Sunday 25 March 2018 3:22

You are supposed to wash your mouth out with soap, not toilet water.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Sunday 25 March 2018 5:23

Honestly, this made me gag reading it. Hopefully it made younfeel better after.

Allie614032 34

Sunday 25 March 2018 5:39

As long as the toilet water was clean, you have nothing to worry about. Just brush your teeth extra well today.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 25 March 2018 8:53

That's the funny thing about toilet water. It's never truly clean. Largely because people piss and shit in it.

Allie614032 34

Sunday 25 March 2018 9:45

Evidently I meant clean of piss or shit. As in, recently flushed. I also mentioned to brush OP's teeth extra well in case of remnants in the toilet since it is, obviously, a toilet. I figured the other commenters on here would have the intelligence level to deduce the meaning behind my statement.

Ishvah 15

Sunday 25 March 2018 7:12

so this is why my parents told me not inhale my food.

Lobby_Bee 17

Sunday 25 March 2018 13:22

Toilet water is the same water you can drink from the tap, that's one less thing to worry about. As for how clean was the bowl before this happened, that's a whole different matter.