I dub thee, Sir Pottymouth!

What came out was worse than what came back in. Unless someone else’s poo was in there — that would be worse!

You are supposed to wash your mouth out with soap, not toilet water.

Honestly, this made me gag reading it. Hopefully it made younfeel better after.

As long as the toilet water was clean, you have nothing to worry about. Just brush your teeth extra well today.

so this is why my parents told me not inhale my food.

Toilet water is the same water you can drink from the tap, that's one less thing to worry about. As for how clean was the bowl before this happened, that's a whole different matter.

Just to know, do you swallow your food whole?

You need to chew your food better if there's such large pieces...

Hmmm... did you not chew it completely? Yuck, that's a lousy situation, though. Hope you feel better.