*buys case of Listerine*

By Sick Guy - / Saturday 24 March 2018 20:30 / United States - Boynton Beach
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  Allie614032  |  31

Evidently I meant clean of piss or shit. As in, recently flushed. I also mentioned to brush OP's teeth extra well in case of remnants in the toilet since it is, obviously, a toilet. I figured the other commenters on here would have the intelligence level to deduce the meaning behind my statement.

By  Lobby_Bee  |  16

Toilet water is the same water you can drink from the tap, that's one less thing to worry about. As for how clean was the bowl before this happened, that's a whole different matter.


Today, I was pulling a car out of the shop where I work, when I tried to go over a small snow bank to park it. What I didn't realize was the snow had turned into solid ice, and it broke the front bumper cover. It's going to cost $1000 to fix it and I also had to call the owner. FML

By sacredsilence29 - / Tuesday 16 February 2010 21:16 / United States

Today, I got a letter in the mail from corporate saying that I'm being demoted because I don't work enough hours. I also got a text from my boss congratulating me on making the best sales numbers for November. FML

By nikkih_06 / Thursday 4 December 2014 05:20 / United States - Chula Vista
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