By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 11:49 - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML
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Nice. Dolphins enjoy a good joke like the rest of us.


Nice. Dolphins enjoy a good joke like the rest of us.

LMAO. They knew you where scared. You know that sound they make, they were laughing at you XD

That, or they were using foul language.

laughatverne 0

you shoulda listened to your instincts. Never trust a dolphin trainer.

1ST and dolphins smell people who are scared :P

GuyatStuy 0

Dolphines are jerks. They attack other animals for fun. This been proved. Search it up for those non-believers.

jazziness 12

also coming for the guy who said "search it up"

ShadowlessSpear 21

Humans also attack other animals for fun. I fail to see your point.

adelaide_evening 0

You and Tyra Banks should get along well.

you should have bit the dolphin back, that would teach the lil bugger

I guess dolphins can smell (echo-locate?) fear.