FML : Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat...

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Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Friday 17 April 2009 11:49 / Malaysia

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By Mico3587 | 0

#119688 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:02

lol dolphins

By Spinach | 0

#119700 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:04

Nice. Dolphins enjoy a good joke like the rest of us.

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By Mico3587 | 0

#119688 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:02

lol dolphins

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Gorsbug823 | 0

#1043531 - Friday 25 June 2010 21:04

win! dolphin

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vollyball921 | 0

#1210935 - Monday 9 August 2010 8:53



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collegegirl87 | 0

#1267021 - Thursday 19 August 2010 7:03

I loooovvve dolphins lol. 

By Spinach | 0

#119700 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:04

Nice. Dolphins enjoy a good joke like the rest of us.

By Shadowflames420 | 0

#119705 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:05

LMAO. They knew you where scared. You know that sound they make, they were laughing at you XD

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Kyle17206 | 11

#6003537 - Thursday 10 July 2014 2:43

That, or they were using foul language.

By laughatverne | 0

#119710 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:07

you shoulda listened to your instincts. Never trust a dolphin trainer.

By MyLifesTotallyF | 0

#119712 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:07

1ST

and dolphins smell people who are scared :P

By GuyatStuy | 0

#119717 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:09

Dolphines are jerks.
They attack other animals for fun.
This been proved.
Search it up for those non-believers.

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KiSsKiZzy | 0

#497360 - Tuesday 18 August 2009 23:16

#98 made me laugh

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jazziness | 12

#3101265 - Saturday 13 August 2011 18:47

also coming for the guy who said "search it up"

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thatsexychiq | 6

#4544303 - Saturday 9 June 2012 18:24

*dolphins *proven *look it up

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ShadowlessSpear | 21

#6116398 - Wednesday 12 November 2014 1:01

Humans also attack other animals for fun. I fail to see your point.

By adelaide_evening | 0

#119723 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:11

You and Tyra Banks should get along well.

By mikey41414 | 0

#119724 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:12

you should have bit the dolphin back, that would teach the lil bugger

By cynicalfun | 0

#119725 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:12

I guess dolphins can smell (echo-locate?) fear.

By jewels_p | 0

#119735 - Friday 17 April 2009 20:14

Failure to Launch. watch it

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