Health: Today, I woke up to find that my acne has lined itself beautifully...

Hey, at least your acne knows how to spell, or knows one letter at least. Keep checking to see if other letters form! On the other hand it could be the start of some beautiful acne art.

thevelociraptor 31

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Saturday 11 October 2014 13:15

Your spirits are uplifting, but acne is not something people usually admire and/or buy.

False_Stupidity 41

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Saturday 11 October 2014 21:15

You never know, acne art could be the next weird craze.

Noah197099 17

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Saturday 11 October 2014 12:09

I think your body is trying to tell you something.

laalaleslie 13

Saturday 11 October 2014 12:20

Well, the "L" certainly doesn't stand for "lucky"...

Earths_Venus 25

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Saturday 11 October 2014 12:31

It's time for a haircut that hides your forehead...

mikepzz 27

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Saturday 11 October 2014 13:28

So I guess that's more if a non haircut really..

chinaski7628 32

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Saturday 11 October 2014 20:44

Or a haircut with bangs....

OnlyAvailableID 28

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Saturday 11 October 2014 12:39

Smashmouth was wrong. It wasn't her finger and her thumb that was in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.

OnlyAvailableID 28

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Saturday 11 October 2014 12:43

She still looks kinda dumb however.

Kyle1dc 17

Saturday 11 October 2014 16:11

hey now, your a rock star for saying that.

fivetimeslonger 24

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Sunday 12 October 2014 3:22

That song was the first thing I thought of, too!

PanTheMighty 5

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Saturday 11 October 2014 13:12

Did anyone call you Luigi?

Mauskau 35

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Saturday 11 October 2014 13:43

Mine has recently decided to just appear in a straight line across my face, like symmetrical spots. :(

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Today, I struck out with two potential girlfriends, and then found out Jason David Frank died. I grew up with Power Rangers. Both types of heartbreak on one day. FML

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Today, I ate an apple. It was good. It was red. inside was not red. red is cool. cool things are red. I like pizza. pizza is good. pizza has the letter Z in it. Z is a cool letter. I like Z. I wonder why zzz means sleeping. Sleeping has an S and not a Z. I like winning. Winning is good. Losing is bad. Bad is not good. FML

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Today, having been in a bit of a dry spell, my husband woke up feeling frisky. I was feeling it too, but I asked if he could get up and brush his teeth as I’d already brushed mine and wanted to have some fun. Instead, he stormed off, insisting I'd ruined the mood. Sorry but morning breath is gross. FML

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Today, it's been 5 years since I started a relationship with a man who'd hidden he was impotent and I was too deep into the relationship to break it off. I accepted the sex without penetration. but since then his libido has dropped too, we have no sex, and he won't see a therapist. I'm looking up gigolos, but I can't bring myself to do it. I'm 42. FML

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