By mexicandelicacy - 04/03/2012 03:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML
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br0ccoli 14
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Everyone is born with a big entrance. But when you grow up, people tell you to be demure and unassuming. Fuck it! Order the sizzle!! It's worth it. If other people have a problem, that's their fault ;)

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MrBoredGuy 1

The fuck?

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drakhasa 0
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that sucks man, i used to be like that.

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GothicAngel17 24
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is anybody else raging at the FML app for iPod/iPhone right about now? I know I freakin' well am.

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Dracoboxer357 35
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19- Yes, thought it was just mine though. ;) Bleh.

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ssnowywinter 0

35- mine wont show the ones that were between this FML and the butthole one :/

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desireev 17

My comments keep getting placed in completely random spots. And FMLs from last week show up on the top of my 'recent' list. The app is making me aaaanngrrrryyyy!! >:[

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olpally 32

I have a similar problem.. But Then I start drinking a beer and open up to everyone :D

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Justin23L 2
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I do this too. And I refrain from eating things that are across the table becaue I'm too scared to ask someone to pass it. :(

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ladyLALAA 28
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OP, and the kids above. Live large, if people don't like you who cares. Negativity isn't worth your time, learn to love yourself and the people around you will too!

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benmec 18
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Agreed Lala. "If you don't love yourself, how the hell somebody else gonna love you? Can I get an Amen sistah? -RuPaul's Drag Race

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anoellem 1

Please get some confidence.

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br0ccoli 14
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Everyone is born with a big entrance. But when you grow up, people tell you to be demure and unassuming. Fuck it! Order the sizzle!! It's worth it. If other people have a problem, that's their fault ;) You can't live your life seeking approval from others. That's a recipe for mediocrity and depression.

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tennisrapper1 14
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Same here. Lucky for me the app glitched up and wouldn't let me comment until way after #1. Don't keep your guard down! One day...

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outch_fml 0

Watch for the beans

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Idonebeenhad 17

Search up 'vagina shot' on FML. I gotz a foist comment! And yeah...the app bugging out was reeeally annoying

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br0ccoli 14
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Everyone is born with a big entrance. But when you grow up, people tell you to be demure and unassuming. Fuck it! Order the sizzle!! It's worth it. If other people have a problem, that's their fault ;)

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kelissa_fml 16
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I thought the entrance was kinda small....

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jcard1224 0
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Same thing with mine. :(

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jcard1224 0
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That was suppose to be a reply to #49. How the hell it ended up here, I don't know.

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tennisrapper1 14
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Im sorry for posting 2 comments the fml app was glitching and I didn't think comment #8 went through... EDIT: I thought I replied to my comment 8. Apparently the app glitched again!

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weesnaw_08 7

And now you've posted 3.

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thatgirlinoregon 21
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To be fair, though, the application (at least in my experience on the iPhone) is extremely glitchy, to the point of not registering comments at all after having 'successfully posted' them. It's very vexing.

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ohmandapants 16
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Refresh the page, it'll be there.

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silentbutfunny 0
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Its been glitchy lately, i wouldn't blame the commenter on this

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br0ccoli 14
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Everyone is born with a big entrance. But when you grow up, people tell you to be demure and unassuming. Fuck it! Order the sizzle!! It's worth it. If other people have a problem, that's their fault ;)

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tow38 7

Hahaha that is a sad story of a social deprived boy

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yahoowizard 16
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Oh my, I thought I was the only person who hated the freezing part of grocery stores =0. Yes, not alone on this, I'm normal again! (well, not entirely, but close enough!)

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jojoboy 0

Oh my, I think someone needs to get out of the freezer isle, and get some help in the flirting isle

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kewlkate 9

Obviously not sad enough to make you think twice about laughing at the poor person!

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koolkat27 13

^someone needs to get out of the asshole aisle

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cannibletaco 6
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15- You're somewhat of an asshole for joking about social anxiety. On the other hand, howdy neighbor! *insert stereotypical southern voice here*

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yahoowizard 16
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So much for me coming out about my fear of grocery stores. I shall keep this a secret again now x.x.

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