Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck...

By mexicandelicacy - 04/03/2012 03:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML

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By EyesofStone - 01/06/2016 01:03 - United States

Today, I decided to work on my social anxiety by ordering some food. I waited in line, practicing my order in my head all the way. When I got to the front, I said my order with no mistakes. The cashier just stared blankly at me until I mumbled, "Never mind..." and left. FML

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By gunnar - 20/09/2018 17:30

Today, my family and I went to Olive Garden. Due to my autism, I sometimes have a nervous tic, which presented itself while I was looking at the menu. I would have appreciated it if my mom hadn't then screamed at me to stop in front of the entire restaurant. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was at a food truck festival and I spotted a taco truck and eagerly ordered a spicy taco. As I took my first bite, the spice hit me like a freight train and I began to choke. In an effort to save myself, I dropped the taco into the lap of the guy sitting next to me. He looked up, lap splattered in salsa, and asked if I was having a stroke. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 08:07 - United States

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML

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By pootythe5th - 30/08/2009 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML

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By Jimseagoon - 03/09/2018 20:30

Today, my wife took me to Taco Bell for the first time. I said, "Isn't this where all those FMLs happen to people?" She said, "You'll be fine." I am writing this from the toilet. I am not fine. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I have an awful stomach virus. I can only drink liquids and can't eat anything solid, especially anything spicy. My dad forced me to eat the fajitas he'd made for dinner and screamed at me when I told him I couldn't, then screamed at me again for "wasting food" when I predictably threw up all over the floor. FML

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By phonebaby - 18/11/2014 01:04 - United States - Stamford

Today, my friend asked me to order take out for him because he gets nervous on phones. I called a Chinese restaurant, only to get nervous, and hang up. FML

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By anonymous - 11/12/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, while standing in line at a local Mexican fast food place, I was feeling generous and let a little kid behind me go in front. Turns out he had a list, and was ordering food for his whole family. I had to wait 30 minutes to get my food. FML

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By DumbFish - 05/04/2017 22:00

Today, I got up the courage to go to a nice place for lunch alone. I wasn't expecting the Tilapia I ordered to be the whole fish, so I asked the waiter for a box because, "I forgot about an appointment in 20 minutes," just so he wouldn't think I was an idiot who didn't know what I was ordering. FML

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br0ccoli 14

Sunday 4 March 2012 9:30

MrBoredGuy 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 10:19

The ****?

Comments

drakhasa 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 9:32

that sucks man, i used to be like that.

GothicAngel17 24

Sunday 4 March 2012 11:28

is anybody else raging at the FML app for iPod/iPhone right about now? I know I freakin' well am.

Dracoboxer357 35

Sunday 4 March 2012 13:45

19- Yes, thought it was just mine though. ;) Bleh.

ssnowywinter 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 15:36

35- mine wont show the ones that were between this FML and the butthole one :/

desireev 17

Sunday 4 March 2012 18:33

My comments keep getting placed in completely random spots. And FMLs from last week show up on the top of my 'recent' list. The app is making me aaaanngrrrryyyy!! >:[

olpally 32

Monday 5 March 2012 3:24

I have a similar problem.. But Then I start drinking a beer and open up to everyone :D

Justin23L 2

Monday 5 March 2012 4:20

I do this too. And I refrain from eating things that are across the table becaue I'm too scared to ask someone to pass it. :(

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 5 March 2012 13:57

OP, and the kids above. Live large, if people don't like you who cares. Negativity isn't worth your time, learn to love yourself and the people around you will too!

benmec 18

Monday 5 March 2012 17:38

Agreed Lala. "If you don't love yourself, how the hell somebody else gonna love you? Can I get an Amen sistah? -RuPaul's Drag Race

anoellem 1

Tuesday 22 May 2012 15:54

Please get some confidence.

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 4 March 2012 9:34

Everyone is born with a big entrance. But when you grow up, people tell you to be demure and unassuming. **** it! Order the sizzle!! It's worth it. If other people have a problem, that's their fault ;) You can't live your life seeking approval from others. That's a recipe for mediocrity and depression.

tennisrapper1 14

Sunday 4 March 2012 9:37

Same here. Lucky for me the app glitched up and wouldn't let me comment until way after #1. Don't keep your guard down! One day...

outch_fml 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 9:42

Watch for the beans

Idonebeenhad 17

Sunday 4 March 2012 9:50

Search up '****** shot' on FML. I gotz a foist comment! And yeah...the app bugging out was reeeally annoying

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 4 March 2012 9:30

kelissa_fml 16

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:01

I thought the entrance was kinda small....

jcard1224 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 17:50

Same thing with mine. :(

jcard1224 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 18:00

That was suppose to be a reply to #49. How the hell it ended up here, I don't know.

tennisrapper1 14

Sunday 4 March 2012 9:51

Im sorry for posting 2 comments the fml app was glitching and I didn't think comment #8 went through... EDIT: I thought I replied to my comment 8. Apparently the app glitched again!

weesnaw_08 7

Sunday 4 March 2012 13:46

And now you've posted 3.

thatgirlinoregon 21

Sunday 4 March 2012 14:46

To be fair, though, the application (at least in my experience on the iPhone) is extremely glitchy, to the point of not registering comments at all after having 'successfully posted' them. It's very vexing.

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 4 March 2012 16:31

Refresh the page, it'll be there.

silentbutfunny 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 23:37

Its been glitchy lately, i wouldn't blame the commenter on this

br0ccoli 14

Sunday 4 March 2012 9:33

tow38 7

Sunday 4 March 2012 9:51

Hahaha that is a sad story of a social deprived boy

yahoowizard 16

Sunday 4 March 2012 10:03

Oh my, I thought I was the only person who hated the freezing part of grocery stores =0. Yes, not alone on this, I'm normal again! (well, not entirely, but close enough!)