Today, I learned the hard way that my foundation shows up under a black light. At a black light party. No one told me until afterwards. Everyone took pictures. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I discovered that my acne glows yellow and orange under black lights while in front of a wall of them at a club. FML
Today, I discovered that the medicated eye drops I have been taking to fight a mild eye infection show up under black lights when I walked into a party and the whole left side of my face was glowing. FML
Today, I went to a neon-themed party. Standing by the UV light, I looked down and realised my pad was glowing through my tights. FML
Today, I went to a concert. Knowing these concerts usually include a lot of black lights, I decided to wear a black T-shirt so I wouldn't glow. I was having a good time, but about halfway through I noticed someone pointing to my shoulder. I looked down to see my dandruff glowing. FML
Today, some friends and I went to Cosmic Bowling where they have a blacklight. Everyone's teeth were glowing. Mine weren't. FML
Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
Today, I was at a party when I got covered in the liquid from a glow stick. Thinking it wasn't a big deal I went to rub it off, but it stuck to my clothes. The cops came so everyone ran and hid in the bushes because we were all drunk. The cops arrested fifteen people because I glowed. FML
Today, I saw photos of my roommate a recent party. OK, I'll admit I'm a little dark-skinned, but was it really necessary for him to color his face in black marker so he could go as "me" for a Halloween party? FML
Today, while at a pool party, I found out the reason I got my new, white bikini at such a bargain price; it goes completely transparent when wet. I only realized this after everyone was staring at me and whistling. FML
Today, at a wild party, I cracked open a few glowsticks and drew patterns on my face and arms with the glowing liquid, then started dancing, hoping to impress some hotties. I was tearing it up until my skin started to burn, really bad. I ended up running out screaming and calling 911. FML
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Top comments
HakoneRider 0
OMG your life is over. How are you gonna explain to everyone that you wear makeup?
cooluc 0
make up glows in a black light. so does semen. there's the explanation
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Comments (145)
OooNooo 0
Umm.. can someone explain please?
Hiropon 0
I think foundation was the make up on her face? So her face had this creepy glow? I'm not so sure...
HakoneRider 0
Blacklights enhance somethings that reflect ultraviolet light in certain ways. In other words, her makeup might have glowed in a weird color making it seem like something was on her face.
laurenheartsyou 0
well orange you embarrassed. (pun intended)
comedychick 1
pretty corny but that still kinda got a lagh out of me
cooluc 0
make up glows in a black light. so does semen. there's the explanation
Thatguywhotrolls 0
They do say it makes a good moisteriser...
NeonWar__ 0
it was probably light reflecting foundation she was wearing...
shortay13 0
okay it's easy ppl she was at a party there were black lights..... got that?... the black light made her foundation show so i she prob. looke retarded... and je also prob. looked like she didn't rub it in good which if you have ever seen someone who hasn't blended their foundation it looks retarded
lmfao1643 3
Was there seamen all over the floor?
KickapooRockstar 0
So it looked like someone jizzed all over her face.
perdix 31
#69, if the fleet was in port that night, then yes!
tweetbaby14 18
that's what happens when you wear makeup
FUDGELOVESME 0
puns are gay (pun not intended)
jpgray1982 0
this is a repeat.
jason2468 0
I think foundation means cum
Jrook 0
WTF that's a kind of large design flaw
MF12 0
I hate. when people. write sentences. like this.
Mehness 0
And no one. Did. You ass. Those were complete sentences in the post.
laurenheartsyou 0
okay. this post has nothing to do with ****. her foundation (makeup that hides skin's flaws) showed up in the blacklight. it showed up orange. it did not show up white. I've seen people who have had the same problem.
unpossible 26
Hey Mehness, cooluc (#50) did. I think you should look at the comments prior to the ones you are insulting just in case you miss the reference. MF12 is right. "so does semen" is not a complete sentence. I think the lack of capitalization after punctuation is what set MF12 off.
Smooth_Pianist 0
Actually, dumbass, I think you'll find that MF12's comment about full-stops in unnecessary places was spurred on by the original FML comment...although Mehness is still a bigger dumbass...
unpossible 26
You're right; I missed Op's "At a black light party." That is not a full sentence either. I'll take your dumbass and raise you a 'hypocrite'. I should have reread the original post before commenting and then, commented in a slightly different way.
unpossible 26
Smooth_Pianist, you're right; I missed OP's "At a black light party." I'll take your 'dumbass' and raise you a 'hypocrite'. I should have reread the original post before commenting and then, commented in a slightly different way. Hey Mehness, OP did. "At a black light party" isn't a complete sentence.
unpossible 26
Today, a website I frequently visit wouldn't let me edit properly which resulted in double posts in which I essentially repeated myself. FML.
RawrChocolate 0
hi
livzielove 0
foundation is basically the skin-colored base layer of make up you wear and blend in to your whole face. so it means hers' reacted to the black light making it looked like her face was glowing.
yummybom 1
um no the makeup didn't "react" to the light. the lights picked up the fluorescent colors in the makeup, which wouldn't normally show, and made her face look weird. do people understand now?
login6437 0
second
FatalWedgie 0
she deserves it for being too ugly to go 'au natural'
FMLowLife 0
Fail for the OP. Win for the soon to be posted pictures!
Batman4890 0
iIm sorry but I don't know about you but I didn't choose how I came out so how does she deserve it got being ugly?
OooNooo 0
what a dumbass! second... fag how is this an fml?!
sublimedude777 0
You fail, hard.
ISLIM_SHADYI 0
very....very hard
CronosDage 0
very...very, VERY hard.
Bewitched_fml 0
Extremely hard.
p0wnmasta 0
BONER!!!
wowyoufailed 0
^^ win
HakoneRider 0
OMG your life is over. How are you gonna explain to everyone that you wear makeup?
garuru 4
this would be an FML if the gender sign in the top right corner said guy haha
lonely_heart_89 6
exactly what i was thinking. seriously, OP, no one will even care.
bulll_crap 0
WTF
login6437 0
so basically when she went to the party her face was shunning white because of the stuff she uses on it
BrownSugar_fml 5
Laugh it off, it's no big deal.
OooNooo 0
Maybe it's a dude...
purplemnm 9
that happened to me before. it's a weird kinda orangey glow.
crzyry 6
Did you think your life was ****** after this happened to you?
chikiitaaa 0
u guys should stop buying cheap make up. that has never happened to me wtf LOL.
purplemnm 9
it's not cheap makeup it's the way they make it
crzyry 6
This is the worst fml I have even read... Can ANYBODY tell me how OP's life is ****** by this?
LauraTheKiwi 0
the foundation shows up under a black light. so does semen. there's your explanation. :D
comatoast 0
Her life is ****** because she's a superficial bitch who thinks looks are everything
eaglesfan365 0
this isn't an fml this is like an f my day I hate when people put this pointless stuff on here