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sucks to be you
"OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPIDIDY DO. WE LOOK VERY SIMILAR TO YOU. OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DEE. YOU LOOK VERY SIMILAR TO ME!"
and why would foundation turn you orange!? not hot."
Op is from the United Kingdumb so this doesn't surprise me. Orange you glad I didn't say potato?
*facepalm*
u must belong in willy wonka's chocolate factor for a month :D and teach kids by singing songs (:
LEARN HOW TO READ
you racist arsehole
^you mean "teaching kids valuable life lessons by singing nonsense songs about your homeland"
7- My favourite song. ever.
32 no one here said anything racist...
*attacks Allen*
35- you know it
Burn everything and start over.
Pugs know everything.
i wanna see a pic of you wearing a green shirt taking a pic of yourself 4, and emma stone naked
Sean, why? Doesn't anyone use foundation in America? Look at that, I even capitalised, yes capitaliSed the A in America for you. You're filled with national pride, which is fine, but lay off everything that isn't perfect...
It's called a joke you can tell by the fact that I used a pun instead of saying, "all people frum da UK r fucken retards n don't no how 2 do makeup n shit I hope they all die". See the difference?
Seriously though, I don't get how you get that I'm an ignorant, racist, flag-waving redneck because I called the UK the United Kingdumb as a JOKE.
Yeah, I see it. I also noticed it on a few other UK FMLs.. Using puns rather than using 'omgz' typing is generally seen as less offensive, but that's about it. it shows you're smarter than the average bear when joking.
okay well if I offend anyone I'm sorry. I have no problem with the Brits. but you as a person seem really uptight
I am uptight recently.. I think I need to start sports again, get a stress release :P It's all good, sorry:)
I'm fairly certain that making fun of a country doesn't make you a racist. Saying you hate black people makes you a racist. Unless everyone in the UK is black.
good job for not reading
37 it's racist because oompa loompas work very hard to make a living. all that dancing and singing isn't easy!
Snookie?
go to new jersey and no one would care! :)
so truee
#7 win
snookie called she wants her foundation back): overused jokes ftw(:
Snooki!!
how do you not notice something like that?
Sean has a fat pussy D:
ok start with me say the next line! oompa loompa
why dont you just cut your skin off then....
Haha wtf.
HA! Fail. lol
u put make up on ur neck?? wtf lol
most people put foundation on their neck too. blatantly never seen a foundation tide line.
How wouldn't it be noticeable after first use?
I know at least one brand of self-tanning lotion that doesn't show up after the first few uses. You use the Jergens tanning stuff for about a week, and then one day BAM, you're tan. This could be similar.
looks like you need to go back to the chocolate factory
He looks after them, it's their original home that was cruel to them ^^
midgets.
that's not random! :D
nothing! :D
:O a....a....WAFFLE?!?!?! YEEEEESSSSS!!! omnomnomnom yum:)
here's a piece a cake (>•_•)>
nah screw it here's the whole cake (>•_•)>
I'm probably a bit late but, here's your drink ('-')>?
put on lightening foundation then?.. duh.
Who puts foundation all the way down their neck? More importantly, who has to 'find out' anything a month into using a product? Can you not read? Those products are designed to work over time, you didn't just wake up this morning orange. You deserve it for not paying attention to either your product or the changing color of your face.
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How wouldn't it be noticeable after first use?
put on lightening foundation then?.. duh.