By Anonymous - 14/08/2010 16:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that the foundation I've been using for the past month isn't normal foundation, its skin darkening foundation. I look like an oompa loompa from the neck up. It won't go away for another month. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 865
You deserved it 35 826

Same thing different taste

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How wouldn't it be noticeable after first use?

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dodo97 0

lol!! dang I would love to see a pikk of that!!:)

"OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPIDIDY DO. WE LOOK VERY SIMILAR TO YOU. OOMPA LOOMPA DOOPITY DEE. YOU LOOK VERY SIMILAR TO ME!"

WhyTheFace4 0

that's crazy there's no way you could use it for a month and not notice anything until you're orange.

ThatsJustMii 0

think of the children in Africa...

and why would foundation turn you orange!? not hot."

Op is from the United Kingdumb so this doesn't surprise me. Orange you glad I didn't say potato?

u must belong in willy wonka's chocolate factor for a month :D and teach kids by singing songs (:

^you mean "teaching kids valuable life lessons by singing nonsense songs about your homeland" 

allen2020 0

ydi for being ugly and having to cover your whole face with makeup.

i wanna see a pic of you wearing a green shirt taking a pic of yourself 4, and emma stone naked

Sean, why? Doesn't anyone use foundation in America? Look at that, I even capitalised, yes capitaliSed the A in America for you. You're filled with national pride, which is fine, but lay off everything that isn't perfect...

allen2020 0

Chokes SeduceRecycle and makes him have to go to theraphy

It's called a joke you can tell by the fact that I used a pun instead of saying, "all people frum da UK r fucken retards n don't no how 2 do makeup n shit I hope they all die". See the difference?

quent10 0

it's funny because Charlie wants his slave labor back

Seriously though, I don't get how you get that I'm an ignorant, racist, flag-waving redneck because I called the UK the United Kingdumb as a JOKE.

Yeah, I see it. I also noticed it on a few other UK FMLs.. Using puns rather than using 'omgz' typing is generally seen as less offensive, but that's about it. it shows you're smarter than the average bear when joking.

okay well if I offend anyone I'm sorry. I have no problem with the Brits. but you as a person seem really uptight

I am uptight recently.. I think I need to start sports again, get a stress release :P It's all good, sorry:)

samantha987 0

you should just cover your orange face with regular foundation now. problem solved (:

MhP_fml 0

I'm fairly certain that making fun of a country doesn't make you a racist. Saying you hate black people makes you a racist. Unless everyone in the UK is black.

divastar139 0
Izzy_babii 0

As soon as I read this,I got a mental image of that fat chick from Jersey Shore lol

37 it's racist because oompa loompas work very hard to make a living. all that dancing and singing isn't easy!

go to new jersey and no one would care! :)

MissRachieee 3

Do they make skin ligtening foundation?

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

32 how are they being racist?

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

54 I got your joke :) and thought that it wasn't racist (mostly cuz I don't conisder uk a race) and it's not like we never see them talking shit about Americans being fat cows (totally true but still)

snookie called she wants her foundation back): overused jokes ftw(:

how do you not notice something like that?

Izzy_babii 0

yeah lolz I meant Snooki xD I can't remember all their dumb nicknames hahah

terranada 3

ok start with me say the next line! oompa loompa

most people put foundation on their neck too. blatantly never seen a foundation tide line.

How wouldn't it be noticeable after first use?

sweetcheeksjvl 0

I know at least one brand of self-tanning lotion that doesn't show up after the first few uses. You use the Jergens tanning stuff for about a week, and then one day BAM, you're tan. This could be similar.

Brittney_E 0

don't compare yourself to an oompa loompa, you have disgraced the oopma loompa nation.

looks like you need to go back to the chocolate factory

Brittney_E 0

Never! you don't know the things Willy Wonka does to those poor....i don't know what to call them.

He looks after them, it's their original home that was cruel to them ^^

Brittney_E 0

************ nation!! i thought i'd just throw that in there.:D

Brittney_E 0

oompa loompas like to **********, what's wrong with that? :D

Brittney_E 0

point proven. #<('-'<) here's a waffle.

:O a....a....WAFFLE?!?!?! YEEEEESSSSS!!! omnomnomnom yum:)

nah screw it here's the whole cake (>•_•)>

Brittney_E 0

<( '-' )> a whole combo! :D

Xavi89 0
Brittney_E 0

you'll take what i give you!!

I'm probably a bit late but, here's your drink ('-')&gt;?

sallen0046 4

Who puts foundation all the way down their neck? More importantly, who has to 'find out' anything a month into using a product? Can you not read? Those products are designed to work over time, you didn't just wake up this morning orange. You deserve it for not paying attention to either your product or the changing color of your face.

starDragon_fml 0

what kind is that I need that I have vitiligo this would be great for me- see as I black with white spots- email me the info [email protected]