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Haha, nice. Be more careful with your glowsticks next time
hahah i know who this is about i saw them all get arrested last night theyre like 15 16 17
=P i doubt that you saw them last night... you know fml's HAVE to stay with Today, this could've happened a long time ago ;o
noo there were a hugge string of parties last night cos it was the last friday and i saw some guy glowing
DAMMIT, I DONE SPILLED MAH BEANS!
Since when is glowing a crime?
tis not! he just drew attention obv. FYL this one is so funny (; favourite!
They're toxic.
Glowing isn't the crime. They were all drunk, and most likely underage, since there'd be no other reason to arrest them, and this person glowing alerted the cops to 14 people around him
Are you sure you're a man? I thought the number one rule about being a man was 'Never break your stick'.
His stick breaking isn't the first thing on his list of worries if his juice glows.....
I'm pretty sure it wasn't his sticks' juice that he got on his face. Time for him to come out of the closet! Gay ****** (before you yell, a gay ****** is just a happy cigarette.)
someone probably had glowing green diarrhea all over him. glow sticks donts make sense
Call me a tard if I'm wrong but.. last time I checked, glow sticks made more sense than glowing green diarrhea coming out of someone's bootypipe.
Why were you arrested? Were you tresspassing? drunk? Or just plain Dumb?? Oh Oh I know!!! And, it didn't take a glow stick to light This one up!!
you should've tried to pass off as an angel.
HAHAHA
You know that stuff is highly toxic and gives you cancer. Indeed I guess now your life is fckd! . "It has been said that glow stick chemicals cause cancer;[8] the phenol produced is toxic, corrosive and a category 3 mutagen." check out wikipedia for mor FYL info.
Yeah they'd probably have to put a disclaimer on each glow stick.
I would worry, too. Though it would be stupid to preach about how mysterious goo causes cancer, and then go outdoors in the sunshine, or use windex to clean a window, or eat highly processed foods, or spend time near computers, or sit on a flame-resistant couch, or paint, or....
Oh yes Wikipedia when you need a hard solid facts always reference Wikipedia, in fact I think you can get a med school diploma just by reading through the anatomy section of Wikipedia
Deodorant, depression, and sitting also cause cancer. What's your point?
Bet that'll teach ya'll to go breaking your sticks at parties... ;)
Ydi For going to a underage drinking party with irresponsible people
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Since when is glowing a crime?
you should've tried to pass off as an angel.