Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at the park. I was watching him play around with the wood chips on the ground and thought I saw him making a heart being romantic, so I got on top of the playground to look. Turns out it was the balls of a giant penis, complete with pubes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend for a walk. It's our anniversary, and I hadn't seen him in over a month because of the quarantine, so we agreed to meet, as long as we had the proper safety gear and were careful. On my way to meet him, I drove past a park. In it were twelve half-naked teenagers playing volleyball. FML
Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
Today, in the middle of a romantic walk through the park where we had our first date, my husband actually walked into a tree because he was looking at a woman who had sat down on the grass in such a position that he could see up her skirt. Very romantic of him, I must say. FML
Today, I was at the park with my new boyfriend. We were sitting between some trees when some of his mates turned up in the park. He pushed me behind a tree so his mates wouldn't see and went to join them in a game of football. He pretended not to know me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the beach. I though he was being really sweet by putting sunscreen on my back as I layed on my stomach. I got home later, and felt that my back was sore. Then I saw the giant penis on my back that been burnt in. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my husband on our anniversary day. He climbed on top of me and firmly placed his penis on my nose. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter and said I looked just like Squidward. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML
Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
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captainmarshall1 0
So what? Thats what guys do! they draw penises however and wherever they can... its a way of marking your territory... how would you rate his dick drawing anyways?
pandorasnymph 0
or maybe he s gay
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Comments (66)
Enoch134 0
it's a sign u need to do a better job
ZombieBunnies 0
like being a wood chip model? or interacting with said art piece?
Enoch134 0
oh and of course it had to be Texas swear how do these Jack arses get girl when good guys get trampled on boy am I glad I got my girl
Snow_Daisy 7
pubes too, eh? interesting.
gorbeast 0
how romantic! all that effort..
twist_of_fame93 0
why do people draw penises. i don't remotely see the interest in that
fireobsessed 0
bc they think it's funny which it's really not
tweetbaby14 18
or they are trying to hint they like penis...
reyemrein 0
Buy some Gaydar and see if he shows up
mfmylifesrsly 30
not really an FML, except that he killed the moment. lol can't help but laugh though. PENIS FTW
BoarderBoy15 0
how old r u like ten
snakebite13 0
Is he gay??!
Ben360 6
lawl
ringmybell_fml 0
your boyfriend = legend.
averageirishman 0
lol
gods_hunter10 0
11 we are the goo guys
ryguy997 0
but balls and penises are pubes...
thatonek1d 0
how old is he?!?!?!?!
pandorasnymph 0
or maybe he s gay
garuru 4
how can you mistake balls for a heart oh look a heart no wait those r my big low hanging balls haha
glen12 0
doesn't mean his gay all the guys at school draw dicks everywere including me
elvgar 0
@36 all hearts r upsidedown ballsacks its a rule haha
starandheart 0
I thought the exact same thing, how can you mustake a heart for a penis and pubes?
mmastermetallica 0
girls THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS when u insist on spending too much time with your bf's. if u didnt smother him he'd be doing this immature shit with his friends and might seem half of a grownup around you. or he's has no friends. or he's like that all they time. I'm just sayin
cindebaby 0
@#49 lmao its true lol...
ericwashere 0
honestly why do guys draw boobs? i just draw dicks oops other way around
cobanjo 2
That's not gay
purplemnm 9
your bf is awesome! true <3
ISLIM_SHADYI 0
and your ugly!
samantha_durano 6
lmao.
WordsOfHope 0
ouch.
iSwag 0
30 FTW
joshhh11 0
harsh. but needed, haha
NIRVANAfan123 0
#30--WIN
purplemnm 9
stupid bitchtards... your nose is huge, your pic is hideous all over, and your lips look like sausages.
purplemnm 9
and you fail for posting a pic of a god and then being retarded
averageirishman 0
someone is PMSing
itsXbanarnar 4
totally agreed!(:
Enoch134 0
oh and did he make you stand at the tip of it lol
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
he was trying to send u a message dumbass! at least that's all he cares for u about he wants to bend u over!
Enoch134 0
you sound troubled m8 ( hang in their)
Enoch134 0
his pic looks bummed out XD
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
#5: Awesome pic!
STEREOSCOPIC 0
ur not pleasuring him obviously
captainmarshall1 0
So what? Thats what guys do! they draw penises however and wherever they can... its a way of marking your territory... how would you rate his dick drawing anyways?
boyguydudemalema 0
i'd rate it 3, due to poor choice of materials. js . . .
captainmarshall1 0
but then again he doesn't have much to work with... I say its a 4 for creativity!
snipersdelight 0
this is true what you speak bro
YourOpinionSucks 22
He literally used wood
Hiropon 0
He's certainly a keeper! :3
simxim 0
what the f your bf is fkling kido
Trollz0rz 0
Obviously he isn't making a heart. he can make a penis if he wants to